Jim Glumm

The Faither o’ Nae Frills Fitba. Saviour of Dunwearie FC. Likes pies & swearing & fitba. Hing it or ping it but dinnae fanny aboot wi it!

[Jim Glumm @GlummJim]

Seasonal greets, fitba' fowk. Always remember this: whether ye hing it or ping it, jist dinnae fanny aboot wi' it! Better to huv an arsehole-winder of a go at life, rather than jist be known as the guy wi' a magic left peg who'd huv ate himself if he wis chocolate #graemesouness

[Jim Glumm @GlummJim]

The horror. Hibs v Hearts on Halloween. The horror...!

[Jim Glumm @GlummJim]

Get yersels along tae @OranMorGlasgow @PlayPiePint & see these lassies. There will be pies.

[Jim Glumm @GlummJim]

I’m Dunwearie tae the core!!!! Unless the price is right...

[Jim Glumm @GlummJim]

Keek oot yer curtains. Aye, that’s me. Stripped tae the waist for a pagger!

[Jim Glumm @GlummJim]

And goodnight tae you too ya Balloon!

[Jim Glumm @GlummJim]

I know where you live!!!!

[Jim Glumm @GlummJim]

It’s no’ a threat!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Jim Glumm @GlummJim]

Away an’ shite! I’ll tell ye where next for Glumm - up the stair tae ma bed!

[Jim Glumm @GlummJim]

Shit stirrer!!!! You leave me with nae option but tae kick yer arse up roon’ aboot yer shooders!!!

[Jim Glumm @GlummJim]

Enough of this tittle tattle ya wee radge. Tight-lipped?!?! I’ll gie you a fat lip! I’m no’ wantin’ to be fighting through gobshites fae the press the morn’s morn tae get in tae Midden Park!

[Jim Glumm @GlummJim]

I’m fae Fife. Non parliamo Partick.

[Jim Glumm @GlummJim]

You might very well ‘hink sae but I couldnae possibly comment...

[Jim Glumm @GlummJim]

@soulboydaveybee @tambritton @PeeTeePeeTee Ach away tae Falkirk! Figuratively, no’ literally-there’s nae vacancy there yet. You ken as well as I dae there’s nae logic in fitba! Even less at Firhill!!! ⚽️

[Jim Glumm @GlummJim]

@soulboydaveybee You need Imodium fur yer gub the amount o’ shite ye talk!

[Jim Glumm @GlummJim]

I’ve tellt they bams that fur a price they can have Midden Park. Centrally located, all standing, 2 and a hauf thousand capacity. Be fine fur Scotland & I could dae wi a bung.

[CRAN Theatre Co @frankcran]

@GlummJim SSPLSA eh?bosses can't decide about National Stadium. What has Jim to say about this state of affairs?!?

[Jim Glumm @GlummJim]

@buggraphics First derby of the season. Dunwearie FC v Red Star Auchentrauchle. Dunwearie to win 2-1.

[Jim Glumm @GlummJim]

Scotland games move tae Midden Park. They must’ve heard aboot the pies!

[Jim Glumm @GlummJim]

Wintergreen & ralgex on the clacker bag & you dinnae need knickers.

[Jim Glumm @GlummJim]

There’s a shrine tae me at Midden Park & I’m no even deid.