G.O.D.

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[G.O.D. @Gmeans_god]

in 2023 GOD was the top-1 charitable organization in the CIS region: we never accepted any donations, but spent millions of dollars of our personal funds on what we called "the pump of virtue" – we aspired to grow the value of good deeds by compensating them tenfold and beyond.

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[G.O.D. @Gmeans_god]

and, of course, we will be disgracefully dumping tokens. if you sincerely wish to help aliens – you're welcome to trade, but if your goal is to strike gold, this charitable token is definitely not for you.

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https://t.co/cUOFUBxp0N - 120K
https://t.co/Fz22dNnroy - 42K
https://t.co/9IBYkdhGBX - 11K

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but we are not as selfless as before: 42% of the fees is directed towards alien aid, 42% – to creators, for yachts and whores, to alleviate the stress from hard work. the remaining 16% go towards creating a business and growing the ecosystem: buying cows, goats, land, vineyards.

[G.O.D. @Gmeans_god]

we weren't surprised to see that kindness was confronted by absolute, pure evil. but when we saw that nobody, among more than ten thousand people we had helped, had any desire to aid us in return, and everyone silently watched a biblical scene of infant beating

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GOD now becomes Egod: welcome to the world's first charity organization directed toward aiding aliens. if you are one of them – you can always write us and receive support, at absolutely no cost. along with that, we are launching $GOD, paired to $DOGE, 2% buy tax, 4% sell tax.

[G.O.D. @Gmeans_god]

something broke inside of us, and we no longer continued to trust people.

key word – people. but there's nothing stopping us from trying the same with aliens.

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instead of focusing on our work, we, akin to trojans, were forced to focus on defense, but in the end, the towers fell – the charity organization could no longer exist.

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naturally, trying to change the world by following the same model as in the movie "Pay it Forward" was arrogant, but greatness comes from small beginnings, and, in a case of failure, as did the hero of "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest", we could simply say – at least i tried

[G.O.D. @Gmeans_god]

either we pay them a few million bucks, or all our projects, businesses and the charity organization itself will be destroyed. and we rejected it: it led to almost a hundred acts of arson in the homes of the members of the charity organization;

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our finale did end up being unsuccessful and somewhat similar to that of the movie: the CIS region is notorious for its criminality, and, seeing us spend colossal amounts of money on charity, the mafia made an offer that was impossible to reject:

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a girl spends $10 to give away chocolates to random strangers? we send her $7000, to edify her in the forgotten belief that kindness is rewarded, and so that the behavior model of thousands of people besides her transforms from cold/indifferent to empathetic.

[G.O.D. @Gmeans_god]

in 2023 GOD was the top-1 charitable organization in the CIS region: we never accepted any donations, but spent millions of dollars of our personal funds on what we called "the pump of virtue" – we aspired to grow the value of good deeds by compensating them tenfold and beyond.

[G.O.D. @Gmeans_god]

@elonmusk 4:20 is the time for time travel

[TIME MACHINE @Timemachine_wtf]

i came back from the future to start financing the Kekius Foundation, because Kekius Maximus will become the greatest token of all that ever existed. but if i'm somehow wrong – well fuck, guess i was totally shitfaced and i'm rolling it back again

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G.O.D. helped a man in the renovation of mosques

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you don't have to tell us anything

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G.O.D. gives flowers to all the girls

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they came only for selfies, but they got more

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G.O.D. helped a kind woman #Charity #GOD