Greg

It's a great day to be a Greg.

[Greg @Gmeilander]

Not sure how it helps, but mom knows best I guess...

[Cranky Federalist @CrankyFed]

If the Catholics are right and the Pope is the Supreme Pontiff, and if temporal authority is subordinated to spiritual authority, then the Pope can depose the head of FIFA and overturn Balogun's red card

[Joey - Moving Company Owner @salvin_joseph]

Folks, here we have my all time favorite text from an interview candidate.

[michael hess @mchlhess]

House hunting in SF is going great

[MatchReport @MatchReportH]

🚨🇺🇸 Zlatan Ibrahimović on Malik Tillman’s Stunning Free Kick

“That is why football is beautiful. You lose a player, everyone expects you to suffer, but then one man walks over the ball with ice in his veins. Tillman didn’t just score a free kick—he killed Bosnia’s belief. The wall was there, the goalkeeper was ready, but perfection doesn’t ask for permission. It simply happens. That is world-class.”

“People think free kicks are about power. No. They are about personality. The ball listens only to players who have complete confidence in themselves. Tillman struck it like he already knew where it was going before his foot touched it. That’s not luck—that’s elite quality.”

“When you are down to ten men, every goal counts double because it crushes the opponent’s spirit. Bosnia thought they had life after the red card. Then Tillman reminded them that one moment of brilliance is enough to finish a World Cup tie. That’s the difference between surviving… and dominating.” 👑

#USABIH

[Tyler DeLuca @TylerDeLuca]

“Ref you suck” chants at a World Cup has me feeling patriotic

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

We actually have a 2nd amendment guaranteeing the right to guns. That includes Baloguns.

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

Pumped for today’s matchup of Bosnia & Herzegovina vs. Alabama & Alaska & Arizona & Arkansas & California & Colorado & Connecticut & Delaware & Florida & Georgia & Hawaii & Idaho & Illinois & Indiana & Iowa & Kansas & Kentucky & Louisiana & Maine & Maryland & Massachusetts & Michigan & Minnesota & Mississippi & Missouri & Montana & Nebraska & Nevada & New Hampshire & New Jersey & New Mexico & New York & North Carolina & North Dakota & Ohio & Oklahoma & Oregon & Pennsylvania & Rhode Island & South Carolina & South Dakota & Tennessee & Texas & Utah & Vermont & Virginia & Washington & Washington, DC & West Virginia & Wisconsin & Wyoming

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

The internet is too fast

[Jay Riddle @jwriddle_]

Just glad all these Europeans are finally seeing what a proper stadium looks like; home to a massive club like 28th placed Atlanta United.

[brandon* @brndxix]

summer enthusiasts be like “at least it’s not snowing”

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

Lukaku everytime he gets subbed on:

[Ken LaVicka @KLVsays]

you fear no bully when you've been forged in the trenches of CONCACAF

[ellory smith @ellorysmith]

If you can sprint across the U.S. border from Guatemala in 30 minutes I want your child to be an American and I want them to play on our soccer team

[𝐍𝐚𝐮𝐭 @nautfcb]

GENERATIONAL GIF HAHAHAHAHAH

[Mahir 🇹🇷🇬🇧 @ScrewderiaF1]

Gabriel getting his boots ready to face Haaland

[Noah Hiles @_NoahHiles]

Where were you the day the earth stood still?