Centauro Cowboy ✭

The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool. Proud member of #PimientaRe100Molida

[SANTA CATARINA in FURY 😡 @BCemFuria]

EUA 🇺🇸 nas noticias: deportação de imigrante, caos, queima de carros em Los Angeles, Furto generalizado, todos viciado em drogas.

EUA 🇺🇸 depois de visitar: Grandes rodovias, grande infraestrutura, mega estádios, população hospitaleira, PAZ e Policia educada.

INCRÍVEL

[Somos Madridistas 👑 @Mundo_MadridCF]

Este mundial en Estados Unidos va a causar que los proximos Mundiales los veamos como una mierda abosluta.

Este mundial va a dejar el telon demasiado grande. Hasta el partido mas "basura" del mundial esta lleno hasta la mierda de gente.

Urge que vuelva un Mundial a Estados Unidos. Hace unos años vimos al Mundial Brasil 2014 que es la nacion mas futbolera del mundo y el % de asistencia rara vez paso el 70%.

Urge nuevamente el Mundial en Estados Unidos de America. 🇺🇸 Que viva el Capitalismo hijos de puta.

[Centauro Cowboy ✭ @GmoShakespeare]

@texasvaquero1 The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

Tbh.

[TONY™ @TONYxTWO]

Norwegian fans walk into Bass Pro Shop for the first time 😭

[Brandon Tatum @TheOfficerTatum]

🇺🇸🔥 Goosebumps. Thousands of fans proudly sang the Star-Spangled Banner before Team USA took the field against Australia.

That’s what national pride looks like.

[Oliver Henry @oliverhenry]

Americans so far have offered to house me, offered to take me shooting and hunting.

Texans might be the friendliest people on earth

[Johnny St.Pete @JohnMcCloy]

🔥🤣 THE SCOTTISH ARE DRINKING ALL THE BEER IN BOSTON LOL

“We have never seen anything like it. The White Bull Tavern… they drank the place dry… all that was left was BUDLIGHT” - Bar Managers

Even the Scots won’t drink Bud Light. It’s true they are assimilating to America perfectly.

[Centauro Cowboy ✭ @GmoShakespeare]

@CiudadanoMex22 @danieloso Esdeke se asustan con el petate del muerto.

-Unos Compas.

[Jellenne 🇺🇸🌵🌞 @Jellenne]

Dear World Cup Guests,

Thank you for sharing your experiences with us online, we are so happy you're here, getting to see all the different parts of America and meeting new friends.

I would however on behalf of all of us normal, kind, hard working and helpful Americans, like to apologize for the few who insist on trying to rain on your joy in the comments and replies. We know they're annoying and ridiculous, just ignore them. They're miserable fun suckers and usually beyond help.

The vast majority of us are having a blast traveling around the country with you! If we can help in anyway please don't hesitate to ask!
Keep eating, drinking, singing and chanting!

Love,
All 50 of the United States 🇺🇸

[Centauro Cowboy ✭ @GmoShakespeare]

@luisCvelasco @DonVocero Guerrero como Frida Kahlo, pinta de la chingada.

[ᏦᏋᏋᏦ® @KikiF_7]

Dear England, We just wanted to make you aware; We have officially adopted the Scots. They are family now. We will be in touch to negotiate your visitation rights.

Signed, The Americans.
🦅🇺🇸💪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🫶 #Scotland #America🇺🇸

https://t.co/facOKOMmeo

[𝗠3MPH1S-B3113 @M3mph1sB]

They Love America

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

Europeans visiting the USA for the World Cup are enjoying the experience 😭

[Texas Darlin' 🎀 @TexitDarling]

Courtesy of Atascosa County Sheriff’s Office FB page.

🇸🇪 WHEN SWEDEN MEETS SOUTH TEXAS 🤠

This afternoon on I-37, Deputy Chief Eric Kaiser responded to a minor accident involving five guys from Sweden — and found a Swedish flag flying proud off the back of their rental motorhome on the side of the highway.

It's World Cup time, and it turns out these five Swedes flew into Dallas, picked up an RV, and have been chasing their national team across North America — already caught a match in Monterrey, Mexico, with stops in Houston and Los Angeles still ahead. Talk about dedication to your nation's team!

Good news: everybody was okay. Texas DPS Troopers and our Deputy Chief made sure they were safe and squared away before they got back on the road.

They told us that back home, Texas and our Deputy Sheriff's are something they'd only seen in the movies...they didn't expect to find the genuine article out here in Atascosa County.

We showed them some real South Texas hospitality, and they even wanted a photo for the journal of their American road trip.

Safe travels, fellas! While we'll be cheering for Team USA, we'll give a wink and a nod to Sweden winning a few games along the way. 💙💛

⭐ Atascosa County Sheriff's Office

[Michelle Maxwell ™ @MichelleMaxwell]

How come no one mentions this?

[Selene Mariposa @Selene_Mariposa]

The World Cup has turned America into a discovery channel for the rest of the world.

And they are not handling it well.
In the best possible way.

Here is what they are discovering:

Free public restrooms. Europeans pay every time.
Free water at every restaurant. Just appears.
Free refills. Coffee. Sodas. Iced tea. Unlimited.
Free chips and salsa before you even order.
Free warm bread with dinner.
Ice in drinks like civilized people.
Air conditioning everywhere. Not a moral debate. A fact.
Parking lots attached to the actual place you are going.
Drive throughs where the food comes to the car while you sit in it.
Ranch dressing by the gallon.
Tex-Mex that cannot be explained only experienced.
Dental care that actually works.
Buccee’s. There are no words for Buccee’s.

Then they found the grocery stores.

Five of them within one mile.
Each one the size of an aircraft hangar.
Burgers. Steaks. Brisket. Ribs. Pulled pork. Lamb. Veal. Every cut of every animal ever domesticated by human civilization available in one refrigerated aisle at ten in the morning on a Tuesday.

The Germans stood in the meat section for forty five minutes.
In silence.
Processing.

They finally understand why we do not have trains.

We have roads wide enough for the cars we actually drive.
Parking lots the size of small European countries.
Airports in every city worth visiting.

Why would we need trains.

The Germans are taking ranch home by the bottle.
The Dutch found queso and briefly lost the ability to speak.
The Japanese are photographing HEB like it is the Louvre.
The Czechs are weeping in West, Texas.

Welcome to America.
Everything is free, enormous, air conditioned, comes with chips, and has five grocery stores within a mile that will sell you any cut of any animal you have ever imagined.

Write that down. 🦋

[Blondelady2024 @arva61138]

WOW!💥💥💥💥💥

Here’s President Trump‘s beautiful new Air Force 1 jet!

The old AF1 jet’s last trip was to the G7.

Can’t help but see the significance of the end of the Olden Age and beginning of the Golden Age!

[Centauro Cowboy ✭ @GmoShakespeare]

@covie_93 Every libtard likes Mickey.

[Anthony @AnthonyG0528]

Michelle Obama is a grown man and can defend himself.