GnarCouch

I'm the essence of gnar. Come sit on my couch face. Shred til bed.

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Builders and riders recall the evolution of the US Open's treacherous Psycho Spin Relive iconic crashes and the course's demanding history. Show on YouTube and all podcast platforms now!
#MTB #FOXUSOpen #DeerValleyMTB #MountainBiking #DHMTB

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Imagine being harassed by the feds at 11 pm, then getting fined $50K. That's whay happened when @teddy.hayden rode in the wrong spot. Full story 👇👇👇 #MTBLIFE #MountainBiking #ShredTilBed #CaliforniaMTB #SendItAnyway

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@jesse_mtb And like heroes we never go away

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For @camzink standing on the podium wasn't just about the win; it was about sharing that moment withi his kids by his side and capping off the perfect comeback. Full episode in comments. #RedBullRampage #ZinkBikes #FreerideMTB #MTBDad #ShredTilBed

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According to JP, freeriding while drinking requires skills you can only learn watching Trailer Park Boys. #MTBFails #FreerideMTB #MTBLife #DrinkAndSend #ShredTilHospitalBed

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“Once the frame’s dipped in gold, there’s really nothing left to upgrade,” he said. “That’s when the riding catches up.” Full article: https://t.co/MJgJZad9vX

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A local rider who spent more than five figures upgrading every component on his mountain bike said this week the investment has “completely transformed” his riding, a claim disputed by nearly everyone who has watched him descend a trail. #mtb #shredtilbed

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SL wheels, Hope 20R carbon handlebar and Trickstuff Maxima brakes. He transports the bike via a SeaSucker rack attached to a Porsche Panamera Turbo E-Hybrid, a setup witnesses say arrives at trailheads “with the confidence of a sponsored athlete and the riding of a disabled sloth

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The man, whose profession has been alternately described as dentist, doctor, finance bro or some kind of trust fund douchebag, recently debuted a Yeti SB160 Turq T4 build featuring a Push Elevensix shock, Intend One-Piece fork, SRAM 1987 Eagle AXS LTD groupset, Syncros Silverton

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Creating a business isn't a walk in the park...unless the park has obstacles like homeless dudes peeing in front of your children. @nrml_mtber is doing more than making great content! Show is on all podcast platforms and YouTube! #MTBLife #ShredTilBed #MTB #Entrepreneurship

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@BowTiedRanger I'll be mass-cumming people after they ban the guns.

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Together, I can beat schizophrenia

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@erqs_ Pay us in S**

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Does anybody wanna open a gay pizza shop and call it Manchovies??

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Most vegetables are really just short-notice sex toys.

Especially broccoli. If you know, you know.

#SexAdvice #SexLife #EatYourVegetables

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Twitter is fucking stupid.

#ShredTilBed

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This ain't mountain biking anymore. It's just pain

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This is taking the safety pencil to the extreme! ✏️
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#gmbn #failoftheday #mountainbiking #bikelife #cycling #mtb #mountainbike

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Seems like a good deal. Better jump on this...literally...and then call your proctologist.

#ShredTilBed #Assifieds

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This kid's going places.

#ShredTilBed