Gnarly Shats

liquid in. liquid out. it's what life is all about. also i have a wife and two cats. life can be terrible and hilarious. sometimes all at once.

[Gnarly Shats @GnarlyShats]

@EskenaziHealth and when people do call back its like cold calling. They don't even know why we called. Does anyone know what's going on?

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And @EskenaziHealth how come we never get called back about test results? Why do we have to call and then leave voicemails?

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Seriously @EskenaziHealth how do you manage your hospital? This is frustrating. There were other people waiting over an hour past their appt

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Hey @EskenaziHealth we waited for 2 hours for our appt, got called that we missed our appt while waiting in the lobby... Wtf?

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CNN is going to make them mud wrestle at the end of the debate to determine the winner

[Bill So Hard @PimpBillClinton]

Jim Webb looks like he sticks his junk through the dick hole in his tighty whiteys when he has sex.

[Gnarly Shats @GnarlyShats]

I feel like the last person that sat here just filled this seat with farts... Every time I move I smell farts #deltaairlines #notmeiswear

[Gnarly Shats @GnarlyShats]

No. Sleep. So. Tired. White noise from plane... Want to be comfortable, want sleep, want not to smell other's coffee farts.. #tiredtraveling

[Gnarly Shats @GnarlyShats]

That time I was in Macy's and that song from you're doing that thing you do pops on and I wonder what the hell in doing with my life

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I just voted #TeamRaphael to reveal an exclusive #TMNTmovie poster! Vote for your favorite turtle now: http://t.co/cyNo2lTnlG

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I just voted #TeamDonatello to reveal an exclusive #TMNTmovie poster! Vote for your favorite turtle now: http://t.co/cyNo2lTnlG

[CTA Shout Outs @CTAShoutOuts]

s/o to the homeless guy who yelled "Damn! I shit my pants!" on the red line before the smell filled the train car. #Courtesy #AbandonShip

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s/o to the kid who loosed a battle cry as he sprinted off the train, only to be standing outside the platform 3 stops later. #WTF #CTAWizard

[CTA Shout Outs @CTAShoutOuts]

s/o to the girl blaring Prince from her phone speaker. It's better than the abrasive rap one usually encounters. #PurpleTrain

[Gnarly Shats @GnarlyShats]

Oh hey @comcast guess what? It's 5pm on a Wednesday and I can't use the Internet again. What in the holy fuck is going on?! .12mps d/l speed

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Quick question, @comcast how come everyday around 5:30 I just can't use the Internet that I pay you for. This is unacceptable. Upgrade plz.

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Lesson learned: do not call @comcast when you have had a good day. They will shit on it by putting you on hold for 38 minutes then hang up.

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Getting birthday lunch with my wife @Rediscooler and found out the queso verde is amazing #quesobliss ... good job @QdobaMexGrill