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Optimist. I buy lottery tickets. High smile::frown ratio.

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@ThexyBeatht_2 Jesus would be rad

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@natsechobbyist I only do that when I am feeling Very Important.

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@roseisrosejones Proceed immediately out of that relationship. You have value; protect yourself before the next punch inevitably lands.

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@RpsAgainstTrump Yes. I also have alcoholic friends. One of the similarities between the two groups is that they know their vice is inherently bad, but it makes them feel better about their lives. I'm not going to hate the weak, or the weak-minded.

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@StaceyCKs1 @DocAtCDI This is my childhood in lower Michigan. Mom used to say they were just cleaning out their cupboards.

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@NotHoodlum @Acyn From the context, I think he's talking about his Italian immigrant father. It's a weird term of endearment, particularly for that generation.

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@RpsAgainstTrump That is not the target audience.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Texas Schools Require Clear Bags To Prevent Students From Bringing In Books https://t.co/6TIkbxcbPR

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@nathaliejacoby1 Hey, a racist!

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@JerasIkehorn I watched. I thought it was hilarious. It's not so funny now.

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@RpsAgainstTrump

[Ken Dilanian @KDilanianMSNOW]

So many great lines.

“This book is like a tour of a once majestic 18th-century wooden house, now burned to its foundations, that focuses solely on, and rejoices in, what’s left amid the ashes: the two singed bathtubs, the gravel driveway and the mailbox.” https://t.co/U3Y5KaQ8OO

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@MysterySolvent Slenderman Lives

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Ma'am, sometimes your family only hates you because you're a dick, not for political reasons. But I guess those circles on the Venn might have some overlap...

[Kate 🪬🤍🇺🇸 @ImSpeaking13]

Sarah Palin’s in-laws are hosting a fundraiser for her political opponent in Alaska tonight. When your family hates you too, you might be a Republican.

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@kfc_canada McNuggets and a Frosty.

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@BevPOregon @Paris2NYC @brguest20 Racism has an inverse correlation with population density. So many of the most gorgeous parts of the country have the highest number of racists per capita. Arizona, for example, is stunning.

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@Liz_Cheney Thank you for sticking to your principals and to core R ideals. Leaders like you tempt many of us to come back to the @GOP

After the current clown cult fades away, of course.

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@RpsAgainstTrump Lib Curious

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@joeybagovdonuts Wanted

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@bellausa17 Lol