GnomeTech

GnomeTech is a World of Warcraft roleplaying guild for eccentric gnomes, engineers, and intellectuals on Emerald Dream.

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A gnome, a goblin, and several thousand fireworks walk into a bar... find out what happens next this Wednesday at 9:00 in Dalaran!

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Join @GnomeTechED and @BlackmoonTribe next Wednesday 6/21 for a Midsummer Fireworks Party and Battle! https://t.co/Y6g0GUwp0t

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Warning: Do *not* attempt to use Ancient Mana in the Energy Flux Matrix. The conduits are designed for Contemporary Mana only.

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Our students love their new gunshoes! What's your favorite #Legion engineering gadget?

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Progress continues on mapping ley lines in the Broken Isles. Full GnomeNet connectivity will be established in the coming weeks.

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#Legion safety bulletin: Do not take healthstones from unknown warlocks. And whatever you do, do NOT use the purple healthstones.

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The time has come... Unleash the Gnome Army! #Legion #Gnome

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Please remember to wear your GnomeTech tabard at all times. It has been proven to scare goblins away, so it probably works for demons too.

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Attention all GnomeTech personnel! Operation Decisive Demon Destruction will commence in four hours. #Legion

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@Karmakaze1912 Welcome! The pink tabard really pulls your outfit together.

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This week's seminar: Don't Blink! A preliminary study on the long-term health effects of short-range teleportation.

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All orc repellent in the supply room has been replaced with demon spray. Apply generously to clothes, but avoid contact with eyes!

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Tell us which class you're most looking forward to this Fall semester! Pyrotechnics, mechatronics, economics, arcanomics, gastrotaurics?

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Check out our newly updated guild website at https://t.co/5Nd38uWELH. Now with a brand new lore page!

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Due to constant #Legion party-crashing, our student pub night in Kharanos is cancelled. The demons drank all the good beer anyway!

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GnomeTech is launching all new programs in Marksgnomeship and mechanical pet training! All new students will receive promotional pink ammo.

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We've moved to a new website at https://t.co/5Nd38vegah! Members will need to set up new accounts. Content updates coming soon.

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Following last night's incident, GnomeTech Catering has adjusted the Blazing Hot Chili recipe to require fewer fire extinguishers.

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Did you know? The Curse of the Flesh made ancient gnomes more vulnerable to magnataur, but far less susceptible to magnetaur.

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GnomeTech is pleased to announce a new Department of Hunting, specializing in advanced firearm engineering and intelligent combat robotics.