Naomi McAllister

[Hank Smith @hankrsmith]

Make a mental list of those who have done the most for you & have been loyal to you for a long time (don’t forget about family).

Now make a mental list of who you think about, who you text/call, who you hope to impress, & who you want to spend time with.

What do you notice?

[Russell M. Nelson @NelsonRussellM]

You can know the mind and will of the Lord for your own life. You do not have to wonder if you are where the Lord needs you to be or if you are doing what He needs you to do. You can know! The Holy Ghost “will tell you all things what ye should do” (2 Nephi 32:3).

[Naomi McAllister @Gnommers]

@hankrsmith I LOVED taking my finals online at home winter semster, I hope this becomes a permanent thing instead of waiting in line for hours to take a test 😯

[Hank Smith @hankrsmith]

It’s been so long since I went to the gym that I think when I go back I’ll have to call him James.

[Hank Smith @hankrsmith]

For this to work, I’m going to need my phone to be able to recognize me in a mask. I cannot be expected to remember a passcode. This is not 2016.

[FOX College Hoops @CBBonFOX]

THIS ONE'S FOR THE TITLE 🏆

Which team has the best fanbase in college basketball: @UNC_Basketball or @BYUbasketball? #FOXFanVote

[Naomi McAllister @Gnommers]

@KUTV2News Yeah I’ve been thinking it’d be e perfect business to be in right now with social distancing! Just close the snack bar and public restrooms and you’re good!

[Hank Smith @hankrsmith]

It’s important for us to notice how media influences the way we define beauty. If there were no television, internet, magazines, or any other media, how would your paradigm of who you consider “beautiful” change?

[Hank Smith @hankrsmith]

I’ve been home so much I actually now have a favorite of the four stovetop burners.

[Hank Smith @hankrsmith]

My twin 7 yr olds: Dad, the Easter Bunny should know by now that we both hate starburst jellybeans.

Me (eating a handful of jellybeans): yeah, that’s weird. I’ll take them again this year.

[Hank Smith @hankrsmith]

Fall in love by chance, stay in love by choice.

[Hank Smith @hankrsmith]

The future is going to be as miracle-filled and bountifully blessed as the past has been.

@HollandJeffreyR

[Hank Smith @hankrsmith]

There’s a first time for everything right? Today I walked into the bank with a mask on and told them I wanted money.

My wife was the getaway driver.

We spent all the spoils on microwaveable frozen foods.

What. A. Rush.

[Hank Smith @hankrsmith]

Me to my 16 year old: “So help me if you don’t clean this room I will...”

Her: 😂 “You’ll what? Ground me?”

[Hank Smith @hankrsmith]

I am a professor. A professor is a person who talks in other people’s sleep.

[Hank Smith @hankrsmith]

Some professors are telling me I should have a “cameras on” policy for zoom lessons next term because they are calling on students who are on audio only, but they aren’t there. 😂

[Jody Genessy @DJJazzyJody]

The city is now called Magnatude.

[Hank Smith @hankrsmith]

My children go through $1000 of Costco food like a bunch psychotic woodchippers at a Christmas tree farm. Oh my word.