Severus Snape

Potion masterbaiter. 55-23 so stfu commanders fans. go birds dickhead

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@KenHeLive @EliotShorrParks You’re a fuckin idiot.

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@SchweikertSteve @JeffSkversky Nah. Dont need to see it. Fire em

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@philliefan215 @PHLEaglesNation He blew this game. Could’ve snuck a win with a bunch of backups and he always has to be the
Smartest guy in the room. He has to go

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@_funnydavid @joshbtc1 @joepezz_ Did any one of those throw 4 INTs in a playoff game?

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@barstoolsports Ohhhhhhhh so THIS is women in sports? Now I get the outrage over the Sydney Sweeney thing.

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@_funnydavid @joshbtc1 @joepezz_ QB A: up 27-0 in the playoffs and lost 31-30
QB B: up 40-6 in the playoffs and won the Super Bowl

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@99Shunz @_EagleTimes And it’s not even relatively close

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@MLFootball Looks like he said “that play fuckin sucks ass”

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@shawnchrystafur @J_Marticles @MLFootball @LawsNation @ScooterMagruder @thewaynebreezie @49ersSportsTalk @49ersSpin @EaglesBurna @JoshReynolds24 @howardeskin Jalen is on winning teams because he wins games. Literally the last game of football he played in he proved that

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@BurgunTee @MLFootball @LawsNation @ScooterMagruder @thewaynebreezie @49ersSportsTalk @49ersSpin @EaglesBurna @JoshReynolds24 @howardeskin Literally all 3 are on absolute other planets to Daniels btw

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@dsbrew03 @MLFootball @LawsNation @ScooterMagruder @thewaynebreezie @49ersSportsTalk @49ersSpin @EaglesBurna @JoshReynolds24 @howardeskin I’m gonna assume you are cutting Hurts because he’s already won a Super Bowl and this is so you can let the other two have a shot at winning something

Cause that’s the only thing that makes sense.

.. the only thing

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@CGuarente @NEWSMAX So you’re upset that this guy “beat up” his nephew but don’t seem too upset that a woman KILLED her three kids. Wild stance, but it’s yours.

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@ashreemor041187 @JayDanielsMVP @NBC4Sports Lmaooo curved scale 💀💀

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@CottierCha526 @S_CharlesNFL Here to give legitimacy to that claim. Maye did indeed shit the bed.

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@RoadToSix “If the eagles sucked and were always losing games then they’d know how it feels to have to throw the ball all the time and rack up garbage time stats”

Well put.

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@Brady12Clark Your QB got more DWIs than NFCCG appearances

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@ZeroChillSports He’ll be back out there

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@DCSportsInSD @_RyanFowler_ Not too many players have ever reached that level of epic douchery within one year

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@BadTakeBuster @vin3074 Lmfao saying this when Dak’s ENTIRE career playoff record is 2-5 is the wildest shit ive seen in 2026

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@Clutchbaby2026 @JGB3921 @RoadToSix Only 2 teams in the NFC east have won a Super Bowl since 2000. And neither one of em are Dallas or Washington. Gas prices were $1.23 a gallon the last time you won. Independence Day was the top movie and “Macarena” was the #1 song. Wild.