Collin Maker

Just some guy on some couch in the US of A

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Being an adult takes discipline. That's why, even though I was tired, I went to the gym and then came home and had chicken tenders, ice cream and a premade margherita for dinner 😤

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My dad before murder mystery dinner “this isn’t my thing, I’m gonna sit in the corner”
My dad at the dinner *shouting into a microphone* “I am a man beyond repute!!!”

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@HannahRubys Wordle 265 4/6

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Got very lucky with that first word apparently

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@HannahRubys The show has made it that far!?

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I really wish DiGiorno was smart enough to make a pizza larger than personal size

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@HannahRubys Il Cortile

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@jardinekc @imfat166 @beccagoslow Pretty positive he's sued as an adult for that

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@sjamesrollins You had a great day

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The secret is I don't know how to dress; just people that do help me pick adult garanimals and go through life that way

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@pathossucks Better than svnhub though

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@zami0328 Shhh don't give away the answer! I'm trying to figure out how many people know that

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Please don't google this before you answer... I'm curious what people I know think about this.

You are offered a raise that will put you into a higher tax bracket, but only just. Is it more economical to...

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Golf courses are exclusively run by crotchety old dudes and 19-year-old girls. What a wild industry.

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@HannahRubys Well that one at least should be true

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@stuffmadehere @CrabsAndScience @MarkRober (love the channel btw). I totally understand the difficulty in striking that balance, embedded software is what I do for a living, and I miss the balance with people I socialize with all the time. I just personally like it and want to hear more. But it's all subjective.

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I am so sick of every fun engineering YouTube channel skipping over the software development because "It's boring". Like hell it is! That is why I am watching your channel! @CrabsAndScience @stuffmadehere @MarkRober etc... At least a high level overview!

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Having like a 3 page per email conversation with a senior staff engineer with everyone's bosses cc'd
He signs emails with "name" because obviously his reputation precedes him
So I'm signing "Collin" like I have any reputation at all

Millennial office power moves

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My longest relationship is with Abe the Dino

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I wish I had 5 jobs and just did a different one every day of the week

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@MattyIce__11 "Use it every time!"
"Only a sith deals in absolutes"

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@jardinekc 60% of my remote interaction with my parents is through Snapchat. People just conflate fun with immaturity.