Dionysus

my picture is my friend eating pizza next to a heroin addict.

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I can’t believe Will Levis was crying for hours last night

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“Get vaccinated*”

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Be sure to post “don’t forget to vote” to your college educated, upper class, young professional followers on IG so you can go to sleep knowing you made a difference

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.@Dyson the life of the party with this new ad campaign

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@CharliCharles06 @ swat, hbp, walk, groundout, headshot hbp, yanked. Shoutout ross for the double play ground ball for no earned runs.

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Not so funny now is it??

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Did YOU make an ironic social distancing / coronavirus post on social media this weekend?

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Sign me up for this bundle of fun

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Bernie sanders sitting.

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One thing I love to hate on in today’s society is when something obviously viral happens, everyone thinks their take is going to be the funny one / first one. Prime example: Pence and the fly

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Full force today boys and girls and xis and xers

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It was pretty dope when Instagram was your friends posting pictures instead of people posting twitter screenshots from people whose commentary you don’t care about

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Having your hinge age 24-65+ is really funny until you swipe through all the young people and it’s just divorced mothers of 3.

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@chris_chen2 @BarstoolBigCat Would.

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Hey @BarstoolBigCat I get notifications when my contacts join telegram and your old 4849 number that Dave leaked is a hot chick now. Sup?

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🎯

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Mentally preparing for all the horrible “2020 is over” New Years jokes on social media

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The biggest veil that has ever been pulled over society is convincing people an air fryer is different than a tiny oven

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Is getting the vaccine contingent on agreeing to post about it on social media?

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DC is entirely made up of moderately fun liberal women and it makes me sick

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It was pretty dope when Instagram was your friends posting pictures instead of people posting twitter screenshots from people whose commentary you don’t care about

[Dionysus @GoForGruber]

Be sure to post “don’t forget to vote” to your college educated, upper class, young professional followers on IG so you can go to sleep knowing you made a difference

[Dionysus @GoForGruber]

It’s weird, all the hinge girls who say they send “a bunch of short messages instead of one long one” actually just send zero

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Rinse and repeat for four years and you have Donald Trumps twitter replies. The party is in the middle of nowhere, the rest of America is always glad they didn’t go despite hearing about it. Donald has never made an appearance. No one has ever switched rooms.

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Trump hosts an open invite party, thousands show up & split into 2 separate rooms. 50% of people are robots posing as humans. Once in their rooms, everyone unzips their pants & starts cranking on cock next to them while staring into everyone else’s eyes in delirious euphoria.

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Shortly after, Donnie throws a new party and the same people enthusiastically sprint to their respective rooms at the new party to do the same thing until their cocks are raw.