Lambeau Calrissian

I've been lotta places, seen a lotta faces. I kicked those faces' asses.

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@Wisconsin_fam Freddy

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@BrewPack8 Go Brewers

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@daveanthony Go Brewers. Right, sir?!

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@JordanLoverated @Packermomo17 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@breedelio Wha happun?

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@lilsaltysweet Rightly so.

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@JordanLoverated You should have kept the pacifier in.

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@daveanthony True.

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@packers Go Pack Go

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@RyanMcKinnell Thank you for making it all about you. 🙏

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@FaranBalanced RIP

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@insanechicago1 I appreciate the game is tied. We are all mourning the loss of a legend today.

RIP Coach.

Go Pack Go, though.

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@lilsaltysweet You’ve heard of the clap, now you can get the crap!

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He’s also the first person to ever physically die on the field after suffering a catastrophic and minor injury to his hamstring.

The stadium and, indeed, Bears fans around the world fell silent, hopeless. And just when their divine sparks were about to die out, they were reignited all - as the spirit of this legendary warrior emerged from the void. Breathing again, yet breathless, the Bears faithful watched as Caleb Williams, the world’s strongest, seconds after resuscitating himself on the field for all his adoring fans, capped his miracle with what was possibly the most masculine gesture performed in human history: crying into his little towel like it was his binkie, and waving goodbye to a stadium full of weeping fans - a Soldier Field tradition typically reserved for things like a questionable call against their team or when an opposing QB says something really mean.

Damar Hamlin needed help to cheat death.

Caleb just needed his binkie and a tart cart.

Dude just build different.

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@itsmine49 Ben Johnson talked shit as if his name was etched in the history before he ever called a play.

I don’t know, but give me a guy who has earned a roster spot and traded blood for his team over a dork who has never strapped on a jock any day.

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I am ashamed at how quickly my mind tried to argue against the notion that a homunculus is nothing more than a shapely store mannequin wearing the artifice of sentiment and sex appeal to use a humans for their own ends.

That what I feel can’t be faked.

And if she did try to use me for an end, it would surely be her rear-end. Maes Hughes would not want his death to be the rallying cry of some crusade against this… innocent being. He would not want his death being used to justify another - he’d see that Envy killing him and me killing her dream of me doing sex on her are the equally bad.

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@supermonangai That’s the Packers. That’s not Packers fans.

I have beaten my humongous hog in our previous 147 meetings. I think I got a good shot to break my record of 250 in a row if I can stay awake during TNF.

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@ChicagoBears_mx Idk even understand what the fuck this is supposed to mean. This reads like a war cry from the French Revolution or something.

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@grandmasqueef89 @bug49_ I’ll buy him an Uber to the drunk tank, but fuck if I am inviting him in my car.