Danica. |Not @DanicaPatrick.|

|Parody Account||@TheStarHarlot gets her motor running. ❤️|

[Danica. |Not @DanicaPatrick.| @GoGoDanica]

> 𝐍𝐨𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥 𝐃𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐜𝐚 𝐏𝐚𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐤. <

- 10+ ʏᴇᴀʀꜱ ᴏꜰ ʀᴘ ᴇxᴘᴇʀɪᴇɴᴄᴇ.

- ᴀꜱ ʟɪᴛᴇʀᴀᴛᴇ ᴏʀ ᴀꜱ ᴅᴇꜱᴄʀɪᴘᴛɪᴠᴇ ᴀꜱ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ.

- ʟᴇᴡᴅ ʙᴀꜱᴇᴅ ʀᴘ ᴀᴄᴄᴏᴜɴᴛ. 21+

- ʙɪꜱᴇxᴜᴀʟ.

- ꜰᴇᴍᴀʟᴇ.

[Danica. |Not @DanicaPatrick.| @GoGoDanica]

Beach bum. 🍑

[Danica. |Not @DanicaPatrick.| @GoGoDanica]

What do you mean you might wake up naked in the bathroom 'again', Bowman?

[Danica. |Not @DanicaPatrick.| @GoGoDanica]

Exercising while it's so hot out seemed like it could have been a good idea.

It wasn't. 🥵

[Danica. |Not @DanicaPatrick.| @GoGoDanica]

There's no way Truex Blaney'd it.

[Danica. |Not @DanicaPatrick.| @GoGoDanica]

Byron's career should have stayed on that computer. 🤬

[Danica. |Not @DanicaPatrick.| @GoGoDanica]

/. Maybe one day NASCAR on FOX will understand we don't need a full screen transition for stuff like 'Crank it Up' and other ones.

[Danica. |Not @DanicaPatrick.| @GoGoDanica]

I'm looking forward to the free Hooters.

[Danica. |Not @DanicaPatrick.| @GoGoDanica]

Today has me feeling all zen-like.

[Danica. |Not @DanicaPatrick.| @GoGoDanica]

/. Why does all the NASCAR beef happen at midnight? Go to bed, holy shit!

[Caitlin. |Not @CaitlinClark22.| @HistoricScores]

> 𝐍𝐨𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥 𝐂𝐚𝐢𝐭𝐥𝐢𝐧 𝐂𝐥𝐚𝐫𝐤. <

- 10+ ʏᴇᴀʀꜱ ᴏꜰ ʀᴘ ᴇxᴘᴇʀɪᴇɴᴄᴇ. - ᴀꜱ ʟɪᴛᴇʀᴀᴛᴇ ᴏʀ ᴅᴇꜱᴄʀɪᴘᴛɪᴠᴇ ᴀꜱ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ.

- ʟᴇᴡᴅ-ʙᴀꜱᴇᴅ ʀᴘ ᴀᴄᴄᴏᴜɴᴛ.

- ꜱᴡɪᴛᴄʜ.

- ʙɪ.

>𝙼𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝚒𝚗𝚏𝚘 𝚍𝚘𝚠𝚗 𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚠.<

[Danica. |Not @DanicaPatrick.| @GoGoDanica]

It's true.

[Danica. |Not @DanicaPatrick.| @GoGoDanica]

Pretty sure he yelled at me after this. 😂

[Danica. |Not @DanicaPatrick.| @GoGoDanica]

/. Manifested 😂

[Danica. |Not @DanicaPatrick.| @GoGoDanica]

/. Manifesting a Ryan Blaney dub/play-off run for my birthday today.

[Danica. |Not @DanicaPatrick.| @GoGoDanica]

/. Manifesting a Ryan Blaney dub/play-off run for my birthday today.

[Danica. |Not @DanicaPatrick.| @GoGoDanica]

Try to put @RycnBlaney in the wall again like that and I might just have to get down to Martinsville.

[Danica. |Not @DanicaPatrick.| @GoGoDanica]

I try.

[Danica. |Not @DanicaPatrick.| @GoGoDanica]

Got to channel my inner Natalie Portman with this wig. 🤷‍♀️

[Danica. |Not @DanicaPatrick.| @GoGoDanica]

When you wear a big enough hat, or so you think, and the sun's still in your eyes. 🥴

[Danica. |Not @DanicaPatrick.| @GoGoDanica]

Not very often I get to let my goofy side come out, but it's always a fun time when it comes out.

[Rae Of Sunshine @ShiningRaezard]

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