Prison Jake

the worst part about prison was the dementia

[William Shatner @WilliamShatner]

During the first airing of my Star Trek series where a kiss was objectionable; many southern stations pulled the episode & condemned the show. Using today’s vernacular it would absolutely be called“woke DEI crap”because it went against “norms” of society for its time. Not a lot seems to have changed.🤷🏼😑

[jv @eIeven]

hes genuinely the funniest person alive

[tyler oakley @tyleroakley]

this perfectly captures public opinion of crypto

[Dan Clark @DanClarkSports]

Flashback to one of the most bizarre moments ever caught on camera during a baseball game...

[Simon Hintermann @Aurumek_]

Today is my birthday (turning 28), which is the only time all year that I ask for a retweet 🌿
I hope you get lost in fantasy worlds as much as I do 🔮

[SupaBubba @SupaBubbaMusic]

animated edition🐕

[Gravantus @Gravantus]

This is the LAST day you can retweet this

[Louie Zong (on bluesky now) @everydaylouie]

The Virtual Toad Choir Presents: SILENT NIGHT 🍄🎄

[😡fermion, PhD @angryfermion]

math twitter:

log😅 = 💧log😄

💬27k 🔁360k ❤️9M

[Tom Cecil @scopgieb]

Bro there’s nothing worse than when the jig is up

[Average NJ Enjoyer Fan @AvergNJEnjoyer]

We’re not the same

[strong_don_chad @strong_don_chad]

Patrick, do you know that gods of death love apples?

[MastaMunsta @MunstaMasta]

TODAY'S LITERALLY THE ONLY DAY YOU CAN RETWEET THIS

[Prison Jake @GoGoGadgetJacob]

@muccaustin I’m gonna gut you like a frog 🐸