Shorty

Making sports television for fun and profit. Serial keg kicker.

[Shorty @GoMe_ItsMyBday]

Hey @10TV did you know that you're continuously spelling "continuous" wrong on your precious breaking news ticker? 🙄

[Shorty @GoMe_ItsMyBday]

#CLT airport is the worst in the country. This shit is insane. It's 100 deep at every gate

[Shorty @GoMe_ItsMyBday]

@DavePasch Thank you for going through the ringer today. Your memories of Bill have given people like me a glimpse -- a last glimpse -- of who Bill was. I hope you get some rest.

[Shorty @GoMe_ItsMyBday]

And then I get to Memphis and the National rental situation is an absolute shitshow. I've been renting the same goddamn cars in the same goddamn places for years. What is going on???

[Shorty @GoMe_ItsMyBday]

Ugh so tired of this nightmare that is @AmericanAir, I know you guys make fun of me for being an AA customer but it used to be ok. My plane was from 1972 and I couldn't understand a word the flight attendant said

[Shorty @GoMe_ItsMyBday]

God fucking dammit @AmericanAir if I am not the *dumbest* passenger because I am way too loyal (EP), but could you please try to get your shit together at Charlotte, ever.

[ESPN PR @ESPNPR]

After nearly three decades on air, ESPN thanks Barry Melrose for an unforgettable career & we wish him all the best

[Shorty @GoMe_ItsMyBday]

With the @PatMcAfeeShow on in the background, I was finally able to finish my taxes! Thanks for facilitating society's infrastructure while helping keep me out of jail, boys.

[Caleb Noe @CalebNoeTV]

BREAKING: Joe Burrow was just carted to the locker room, after going down on a play during 11-on-11.

🎥 Video of the play, and Joe leaving the field:

#Benagls @WCPO

[Jackets Insider @JacketsInsider]

The Fanatics Sportsbook will be located at 401 North Front Street (old O'Shaughnessy's/Three-Legged Mare) adjacent to Nationwide Arena.

It is scheduled to open its doors at the end of August. Get ready, #CBJ fans.

[Shorty @GoMe_ItsMyBday]

@BobbyMacSports Happy 30th 🍻🍻🍻

[Shorty @GoMe_ItsMyBday]

Another brutal day at the Worldwide Leader

[Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing]

A complete list of ESPN’s shocking on-air layoffs (UPDATING) https://t.co/fpO8SR38Vs

[LA Kings @LAKings]

PLD IS AN LA KING. 👑

#GoKingsGo

[Shorty @GoMe_ItsMyBday]

@JeffSvoboda I'm still just staring at the TV in disbelief

[Cincinnati Reds @Reds]

Retweet if you love this team.

#ATOBTTR

[Shorty @GoMe_ItsMyBday]

Beautiful day in Memphis! #USFL #ShowBoats

[Shorty @GoMe_ItsMyBday]

Every day of my life

[Shorty @GoMe_ItsMyBday]

@AdamJardy

[Shorty @GoMe_ItsMyBday]

Just a kid from Akron

[Shorty @GoMe_ItsMyBday]

How our productions feel sometimes

[Buitengebieden @buitengebieden]

Nailed it.. 😂