@tonyagolini@ClayTravis Tony- weird, never liked the dude and thought he was full of Sh!t.. now the go fund me, people commenting how he scammed people left and right
Rain Man was the #1 movie in America at this time in 1988, and it’s still one of the most brilliant scenes in cinema history.
He can solve complex math in his head in seconds, but thinks a candy bar costs $100. Absolutely flawless acting from Dustin Hoffman and Tom Cruise.
many people have asked me about our dockumentarys improppable revelation that @catturd2 and @JoJoFromJerz are father and daughter.
so i dug around and found my old vhs copy of the morry povich show when this was #first revealed. enjoy
BREAKING: A Memphis man has been arrested after allegedly scratching off EVERY SINGLE scratch-off ticket at a Germantown Exxon while working the register… because apparently his retirement strategy was “manifesting.”
According to police, 32-year-old Lemonjello Washington decided the Tennessee Lottery was basically a giant reimbursement program. Witnesses say he spent the entire overnight shift scratching tickets like a raccoon that found a Red Bull and a quarter.
The plan? Simple.
Scratch all the tickets.
Use the winning tickets to pay for the losing tickets.
Pocket the profit.
Become Memphis royalty.
Unfortunately, investigators say the math “collapsed almost immediately,” which experts are calling “the most Shelby County Schools thing ever.”
Police say Lemonjello confidently told officers:
“Y’all don’t understand… eventually one of these gone hit.”
Sir. That is not investing. That is emotional support gambling.
Things became suspicious around 3:17 AM when customers walked in asking for scratch-offs and Lemonjello allegedly replied:
“We fresh out… but spiritually we up right now.”
By sunrise, the counter reportedly looked like a confetti cannon exploded inside a bankruptcy hearing. Losing tickets were stacked knee-high. The only big winner was the Exxon trash can.
Authorities say the total losses exceeded several thousand dollars, while total winnings amounted to:
• 3 free tickets
• $11
• and a coupon for a free Mountain Dew.
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