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If we arm the teachers, will the librarians get silencers? https://t.co/s0eOK8xjHM

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I’ve met some real pricks in my time but you sir, are f*cking cactus. https://t.co/V4HL7Ufs4r

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I’m ready to stop being CACTI, and ready to start being cactUS. https://t.co/YrmsGiLydO

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ALOE you VERA much. https://t.co/ar0uIikt0k

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Cactus puns are succulent https://t.co/hHcPbCRzJN

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Thorn down for what https://t.co/WzsKOYvjYQ

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Succulents are plantastic https://t.co/XnqWqK4L8g

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CactI + Cact-you = CACTUS https://t.co/x1P0wg1v9A

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I’ll never desert you https://t.co/7av8yMpBpw

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A proposal: “I’m ready to stop being CACTI, and ready to start being cactUS.” https://t.co/WsThPE8ZhT

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I think you are succulent. https://t.co/horGga7ifg

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I would write a screeching tyre novel, but I’m not very frictional… https://t.co/SGpw5cpFbf

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Customer: Your bread is stale. Baker: At yeast I’m able to rise up to the challenge. https://t.co/MAAP1asAoU

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Why did the teacher scold the tree? Because it has too many leaves. https://t.co/3rQJOoMV31

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I cant do alot of math but i can do SUM of it https://t.co/Hdvv7Tppcs

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Did you know alligators can grow up to 15 feet? But most have 4 https://t.co/z9dPGnqEUb

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I recently started a business building yachts in my attic. Sails are going through the roof. https://t.co/JIQDC7PC64

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The only thing flat-earthers fear, is sphere itself. https://t.co/JxjCV78fcO

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I was listening to Heavy Metal, loved the Lead guitarist. https://t.co/wfoO3iPUjc

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always wore glasses in math class because they improved division. https://t.co/D6gwNYbW9z