Smatty

"Ya gotta keep ya head up. Even when the road is hard, never give up. Baby don't cry."
Smatt 4:20 (Newly Revised King Smatty Translation, Standard Edition)

[Smatty @GoSeeSmatty]

Hey Zombies!
My new jam https://t.co/L7lmfvvd1f, is getting no love over on YouTube yet.
Go over now and do that thing you do so well👇
We're resurrecting the whole #GRAVEWAVE🪦 scene from the Underworld!

Go. Go. Go now and stay tuned!🎧

Love,
SSSmatty
https://t.co/TyVLVoG6hB

[Smatty @GoSeeSmatty]

When did 'Being a Qualified Psychopath' become a requirement for working in HealthCare?

Did that happen recently or did I miss something?

[Smatty @GoSeeSmatty]

Being Curious > Being Comfortable

[Smatty @GoSeeSmatty]

And fuck @CKBreslauer too.

Miscellaneous @ss bltch.

Your videos fking suck anyways you dickriding pos.🖕🤙

[Smatty @GoSeeSmatty]

Fuck @thekidlaroi 🤡
Miracle Man ripoff bitch🖕
#weloveyouoliver 🖤

[Smatty @GoSeeSmatty]

@DrDabber is finally doing referral programs!

The referral coupons are $40 off your next Dr. Dabber gear order.

Do it 👇
https://t.co/ouUKJtu7PA

#Switch2theGoFromThePro
Heh heh.👆See what I did there?😉

[Smatty @GoSeeSmatty]

@terrencehoward People need to understand, that we can only see a fraction of what's around us. I'm still trying to fully get the calculations, But you're on to something T. Don't stop fighting bro. This is how all the greatest men of science changed the future. Fk that YTuber kid

[Smatty @GoSeeSmatty]

Everyone was just wearing pink rainbows and hugging each other.

What happened?

[Smatty @GoSeeSmatty]

@Jack92272251 @_josephine0_ Hey, someone out heres gotta take care of it. Anyways, that means my journey ends here folks. Tell my Ma I love her and I'm on my way to see her soon. Dap me out, I'm going in 🍑🕳👨‍🍼🪦

[Smatty @GoSeeSmatty]

Watching Ozark. Again.

[Smatty @GoSeeSmatty]

Can someone please come pick up this truck?
It's still parked on top of me.🤕
I'm just a 'Matt', not a 'Driveway'.

[Smatty @GoSeeSmatty]

We all start out fearing the unknown, it's genetic.
But if you can make the unkown known, fear begins to dissolve.
#solveetcoagula

[Smatty @GoSeeSmatty]

@amna49854 Find that friend that's still the plug and go hang out with them. You won't have to worry ab that bs. Psst.

[Smatty @GoSeeSmatty]

@Daisy_660 Watching my wife have sex 😔

[Smatty @GoSeeSmatty]

@ElenaBee0 Alaye!

[Smatty @GoSeeSmatty]

@_StonersRUs_ Ahh. Hmm.. Actually that bag looks just about my size. 👀
why you don't you go on and put that back in the duffel and hand me the whole gd...pewpew 🔫
Ooo Ahhahaha I caught you lacking my guy! Yo, stay on ya tippy's gang.
These yns'll slide for a dime.
It's dangerous out here.

[Smatty @GoSeeSmatty]

@femalebodybuil6 pewpew

[Smatty @GoSeeSmatty]

@conquertheno Isopropyl. I still have nightmares about it. It made me have seizures when i got to the hospital. They put me in a coma and had me intubated in the ICU.
Damn that was horrible.
Yea, I'm gonna say isopropyl.
For now anyway.
If I have any other worse flashbacks I'l cb2 upd this.

[Smatty @GoSeeSmatty]

Nothing changes because nothing changes.

[Smatty @GoSeeSmatty]

"Loved ones":

Me: Hey do I have something on my back? It really hurts.

Them: Lemme see. Nah I got that! You're good! Just a scratch.👍

Me: Uhh. But, you just pulled a 12in blade from between my shoulder blades, you sure I'm okay?

Them: yesss. DO NOT seek medical attention!❤️