GoT better endings

It's fair to say the ending of Game of Thrones was dissapointing. Let’s show HBO what a real ending looks like.

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The north has a referendum to determine whether they should be part of the 7 kingdoms or not. The leave voters just edge it, because some Maester put a message on a red horse and cart saying their health service would get an extra 350m a week. The end.

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Jon consumed with sorrow, sails west. He arrives in Boston where he becomes a handsome caretaker at M.I.T. Unknown to the staff, each night he completes complex math equations. But the sorrow of his loss continues to make him struggle to embrace his gifts.

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Jon stabs Dany.

Realises she was pregnant... with his kid.

Saves the baby.

Turns out, it's not his baby.

It's Drogon's.

Jon and Drogon share custody.

They argue about whether to send him to a state school or a private school.

The end.

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After hours and hours of bloody battle against the White Walkers, Jon (the dopey bastard) remembers he had an AK-47 made from Valyrian steel. He rips through the remaining zombie folk like a hot knife through butter. The end.

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Jon Snow stabs Danny... He pulls off his top to reveal a Game of Thrones/Supreme collaboration T-shirt. It was an ad all along. Fuck.

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As Tyrion shuffles chairs, the music from Grand Designs fades in. Kevin McCloud starts to query Davos & Bran on their ambitious redesign of King's Landing.

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Jon’s cool uncle Tony Stark (Iron Man) turns up to Castle Black in his awesome jet. He tells Jon he is going to be in the @Avengers now.

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Bran forces every inventor in the 7 kingdoms to help make him 10 ft robotic legs. No longer will he be referred to as Bran the broken.

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Jon kills Danaerys. Drogon turns to Jon and speaks for the first time, voiced by Samuel L Jackson.

Holy fucking fuck. Did you just… Yep. Fucking hell. To be fair, I’m kinda glad. She was going shitting mental.

Jon and Drogon share an embrace.

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A headless Ned Stark comes back to life. He still thinks he’s tekkers at fighting, but he’s actually shit. Jon has to kill his own dad just to stop him accidentally killing their own soldiers. Cut to close up of a single tear rolling down Jon’s cheek. Roll credits.

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They use some of the leftover Wildfire (that exploding green stuff) in King’s Landing to make Bran’s wheelchair jet powered. He blasts into space with all of his ravens. 'The End' appears behind him in green smoke.

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Bran does his weird eye thing in Jon's body, so he can see the Mother of Dragons naked. The End.

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Jon finds out the Night King is his biological father.

They go on Jeremy Kyle to sort out their differences.

Everyone in the 7 Kingdoms live happily ever after.

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After finding an old manuscript, Grand Maester Sam crafts an exoskeleton-style suit for Tyrion out of wattle and daub. He now stands 12 ft tall. Bran is no match for the new Tyrion. He crushes his chair with his bionic hand. “All hail Tyrion” … cut to black.

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John stabs Daenerys. A baby dragon crawls out from the wound in her abdomen. (She was pregnant). John battles with the tiny dragon, dispatching it with one clean swish of his blade. He walks over to take his place on the molten throne remains, crying laughing as he goes.

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The melted down thrown is forged into a massive fuck-off sword. John uses it to single-handedly slice up the entire army waiting outside for him. Then him and Grey Worm fight to the death… They both land a head shot simultaneously… fade to black.

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Arya is Dora the explorer.

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After stabbing Danny, Drogon burns Jon.

The track it’s getting hot in here starts to play.

A naked Jon Snow walks to camera and turns around.

He has a burn on his arse, it reads, “The End.”

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