What the flan!

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[What the flan! @GoUpSEO]

@Jasoncoderx nah, be human and touch their emotions

I'm a father of 3...

they already know where you work and what you do

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

All of my childhood punishments have become my adult goals: Eating vegetables,
Staying home, Taking a nap, Going to bed early.

[Barry Schwartz @rustybrick]

Google Search Console generative AI reporting is rolling out beyond the UK https://t.co/T4CVEl8exf

[Google Ads @GoogleAds]

Meet your 𝗡𝗘𝗪 Google Ads homepage—now powered by Gemini. 👋

Here’s what’s coming soon:

💡 𝗣𝗿𝗼𝗮𝗰𝘁𝗶𝘃𝗲 𝗶𝗻𝘀𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁𝘀: Uncover the most critical opportunities and issues to stay ahead of the curve.

💬 𝗖𝘂𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗺 𝘄𝗼𝗿𝗸𝘀𝗽𝗮𝗰𝗲𝘀: Track progress against performance goals with a quick prompt.

🔍 𝗜𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗮𝗰𝘁𝗶𝘃𝗲 𝗮𝗻𝗮𝗹𝘆𝘀𝗶𝘀: Dive deep into the details so you can take action and stay informed.

Currently in beta for English accounts. Reach out to your Google team for more details.

[AdsLiaison @adsliaison]

Every day, we’re testing new ways to improve the Search ads experience — and many of you are quick to spot these experiments in the wild! I wanted to pull back the curtain and share a bit of context on one we’re starting this week.

We’ll be running a small experiment with adding a "Strongest match" or "Strong match" label to certain Search ads.

The goal is simple: to help people instantly identify the most relevant information for their query, and help advertisers connect more effectively with high-intent audiences.

We work hard to ensure all the ads people see are relevant to what they’re looking for (that’s what makes them effective, after all) and this experiment uses existing ad quality and relevance signals to badge Search ads that are highly relevant.

Right now, this is just an initial experiment rolling out to a small percentage of users in the US to help us assess its value.

We’re always tweaking and testing things, so while I can't promise a preview for every new UI experiment, I thought it’d be fun to share the thinking behind this one before you start seeing it.

Let me know what you think if you spot it out there!

[Claude @claudeai]

Introducing Claude Tag, a new way for teams to work with Claude.

In Slack, Claude joins as a team member with access to the channels and tools you choose. Tag Claude in and delegate tasks to it while you focus on other work.

[DogeDesigner @cb_doge]

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[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Fixed it for you @FIFAcom

[What the flan! @GoUpSEO]

@madorni sobre tu enriquecimiento ilícito tenés que responder pero ya sabemos que de eso no vas a contestar "porque ese tema ya está en la justicia"

al menos nos vamos a reir de tu cara de pelotudo

[GiGadgets @gigadgets_]

Start your engine!

[Monica Frade @MonicaFradeok]

En unas pocas horas, los argentinos/as tendremos una radiografía precisa de quienes son los diputados/as que encubren al confeso delincuente @madorni .
No cuentan los "comunicados de prensa" con expreasión de "enojos" impostados.
Cuenta quién hoy permitirá que continúe y quién no.

[Daniel Pemberton (also on BluSky same name) @DANIELPEMBERTON]

🚨Awesome little BTS on HOW WE MADE THE MUSIC to #MastersOfTheUniverse just dropped!!

Choirs! Orchestras! Synths! Keyboards! Drums! Guitars! More Guitars! Bird sounds! Brian May!

🔥🎸🔥

[🟦DanDee🟪 @FineNDanDee]

The window makes him look like he's complaining about Michael Scott

[Anthony Albanese @AlboMP]

We're making sure hard work pays off and everyone has the opportunity to get ahead.

[Abdulkadir | Cybersecurity @cyber_razz]

“A man who has not hit his Claude limit by noon has wasted his morning.”

-Socrates

[alli @aligracee5]

you guys … i need to see masters of the universe again.

[Mariano Federici @MarianoFederici]

La revelación del pacto del gobierno con los Kirchner, es de suma gravedad institucional.

No solo por la ayuda que pretende brindarle al autor de un delito de alta corrupción probado a evitar la efectiva aplicación de la pena, sino también por el mensaje espantoso que transmite a las instituciones de la Republica, a la sociedad argentina en su conjunto, y a la comunidad internacional, sobre la falta de compromiso político de alto nivel con la lucha contra la corrupción.

Que incentivos puede tener a partir de hoy un ciudadano o empresa a denunciar la corrupción en Argentina?

Que aliento pueden sentir los funcionarios del gobierno que ejercen responsabilidades de control a investigar y reportar sospechas de corrupción en Argentina? Pienso en particular en la UIF donde el gobierno ya aplicó represalias por presentarse a querellar contra corruptos.

Que respaldo institucional pueden sentir los fiscales y jueces argentinos que arriesgan sus vidas investigando, acusando, y aplicandoles sanciones a corruptos?

Que tranquilidad puede sentir un inversor extranjero respecto al Imperio de la Ley en Argentina?

Que confianza puede sentir un gobierno extranjero respecto al compromiso del gobierno de promover un clima la integridad en Argentina?

Con dirigentes corruptos no hay ningún futuro.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

A ‘THUNDERCATS’ movie is in the works at Warner Bros Animation.

Revealed at #AnnecyFestival

[The Hacker News @TheHackersNews]

Update: the critical NGINX flaws now have a clearer technical path.

CVE-2026-42530 comes down to an HTTP/3 lifetime mismatch that can leave a freed stream pointer treated as valid.

CVE-2026-42055 lets oversized HPACK data write past its buffer, causing unauthenticated worker crashes.

Patch or apply mitigations.

Read: https://t.co/OfSFPuK54B