Spider-Man

Talks about pi(zza) way too much. | Incy wincy spider climbed up the-- HEY, I'm not that short. | Blue spandex pants, Boots with the webs.

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Estimating likelihood of walking past a bakery without buying anything.... 3.14%

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@AvengerWannabe [also....... no. Just you]

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@AvengerWannabe [OKAY SO get this, new super plan: rebranding the Next Avengers to 'Spider-Man & the Spider-Pals'!]

[No?]

[How about Spidey and the Hyphens?]

[Or Spidey's Grand Tour]

[Wait that's my documentary suggestion]

[The S-Team?]

[The Expendables!]

[Scrap that last]

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@AvengerWannabe [look it was really funny until I read it]

[Avengers 2.0 makes us sound like robots booo]

[Pretty sure if we go by Better Avengers, Tony will rebrand his team to the Ultimate Avengers or something dumb]

[WHAT ABOUT THE Awesome Avengers]

[Supervengers?]

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@GreenWithGoblin [Never took you for a Spice Girls fan. You liked Scary, right? Bet you another stint in jail it was Scary]

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@GreenWithGoblin [Why do you have such a thing for Tony? Is it the suit? It's the suit, isn't it? It's shiny and you sure like shiny things]

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Gotta admit, if there's ONE thing Norman Osborn is good at (other than being creepy as hell) it's getting under your skin

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@GreenWithGoblin [Which contracts? Is this about the super old before-Iron Man stuff?]

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@GreenWithGoblin [You're not gonna even get close to his tower without being chucked back in prison dude, you know that right? Now's not the time for your delusions]

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@GreenWithGoblin [Stark's what? Ability to throw a better Halloween party than you?]

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@IngeniousWealth Grinning, he hides his face with his hands and then drops them, revealing a very fake upset look. "You've hurt my feelings now, Harry 'Meanie Pants' Osborn."

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@GreenWithGoblin [nice, I can appreciate that one and pretend you're talking about your temper's matchstick brittleness. You were never good about losing it right? Kinda seems like a pattern. Lose your family, lose your temper, lose your company, lose your everything... Did I miss anything?]

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@IngeniousWealth "I am not a cry baby!" Maybe a little bit. Especially at sad dog moments in movies. "You're just mean, Harry 'Bullies his Best Pal' Osborn."

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@AUniqueCurse magic. Magic was always fun.

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@AUniqueCurse (hadn't she told him she was going to Midtown? Probably), Peter blinked at her. "Wow. Future doctor, huh?" he said, trying to pin that on his pause. "That's pretty neat. So you know card tricks?" That was sleight of hand, right? Not just pick-pocketing and other crimes. Or -

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@IngeniousWealth "I'm not sensitive! You're just mean, Harry 'What even is empathy' Osborn." Failing to not grin over here.

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@IngeniousWealth Very defensive. "Did... Did you just say jealous like jelly?" He stares at him. "Did you, Harry 'I'm too posh for a dictionary' Osborn, just say /jealous like jelly/?"

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@IngeniousWealth Could he grin any more? "Natural?" Scoff. "Harry your hair is probably more expensive than my /house/." Gotta rub that one in, good-natured and all. "I don't have dandruff! Much. /Sometimes/ but you try having such thick hair. Harry 'now I'm just being mean' Osborn."

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@AUniqueCurse Maybe.

"I'm Peter," he introduces himself, wiping off his fork as much as possible, and then some. "Peter Parker. Tech nerd, physics geek, math dork." He ticks off each on his fingers.

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@AUniqueCurse much every speck of dirt in this school." He's not clumsy. Much. Okay, maybe he is, because Ned is giving him that look like he knows exactly what he's thinking. Note to self, don't invest in telepathic technology when it comes out. Or a power. Can he get extra powers? -