Burbank Whistle Pigs

Single-A Perpetual Season affiliate of the Los Angeles Dodgers.....We may or may not be a real baseball team competing in a real low-level farm league

[Burbank Whistle Pigs @GoWhistlePigs]

Tonight is Leash Kid Night at the ballpark!

Premium seating is reserved for parents who keep their kids on leashes. We really just applaud the balls it takes to treat your child like a boston terrier in public, so we're throwing you a bone here

[Burbank Whistle Pigs @GoWhistlePigs]

Our grounds crew is now sponsored by @manscaped!

From now on we’ll actually be mowing our outfield lawn with the famous Lawnmower 2.0 - gonna take a while and the grass has never looked patchier, but they pay us a lot for this.

Go Pigs.

[Burbank Whistle Pigs @GoWhistlePigs]

Tonight is Is It Cake? Night at the ballpark!

Special guest @mikeyfuntime will be stabbing each player on our roster until our mascot correctly guesses which one is made of cake!

Go Pigs.

[Burbank Whistle Pigs @GoWhistlePigs]

Tomorrow is Human Figure Painting Night at the ballpark!

We’re partnering with @laccd to teach a beginners art class live on the field. The players play nude and you paint their bumpy bodies.

Ticket value and a semester’s tuition bundled into one low low price!

Go Pigs.

[Burbank Whistle Pigs @GoWhistlePigs]

Tonight is Proposal Incentive Night at the ballpark!

Any couple who uses our Jumbotron to put up a marriage proposal gets a free tray of loaded nachos!

If you ever divorce at any point in time, you owe us nachos. This is legally binding.

Go Pigs.

[Burbank Whistle Pigs @GoWhistlePigs]

Tonight is Oral Hygiene Night at the ballpark!

Instead of tobacco, all players will be required to pack a fat lip of @Listerine Cool Mint Breath Strips.

Listerine: It’s Bengay for your mouth!

Go Pigs.

[Burbank Whistle Pigs @GoWhistlePigs]

Tonight is Job Interview Night at the ballpark!

Free entry to anyone who can tell us about a time they had to work with a difficult team member and SPECIFICALLY which actions they took to deal with the situation.

Go Pigs.

[Burbank Whistle Pigs @GoWhistlePigs]

Tonight is Inhalants Night at the ballpark!

No game is actually being played, but each fan at the stadium will get a jar of rubber cement and 18 baseball action figures, with which they can hallucinate a game of their own.

Go Pigs.

[Burbank Whistle Pigs @GoWhistlePigs]

Tonight is Weak Chin Night at the ballpark!

Anyone with a measly lil mandible gets in free!

Can’t tell where your face ends and throat begins? Finally, a night for you.

Go Pigs.

[Burbank Whistle Pigs @GoWhistlePigs]

Tonight is Potato Famine Night at the Ballpark!

Instead of normal French fries, concessions will sell fries made from whatever people had to eat in Ireland in the 1840s.

We’re talking rat meat, bits of twine, ferns, maybe even pencil shavings.

Load up on condiments.

Go Pigs.

[Burbank Whistle Pigs @GoWhistlePigs]

Tonight is Night 2 of SkateGOAT Scapegoat Night at the ballpark!

This time @tonyhawk has volunteered to take the rap for any crimes our fans have committed or plan to commit.

He’s even giving out locks of his hair to leave at crime scenes. Show up early before he’s all scalp.

[Burbank Whistle Pigs @GoWhistlePigs]

Tonight is SkateGOAT Scapegoat Night at the ballpark!

Anything that goes wrong will be blamed 100% on @tonyhawk.

Hot dogs too expensive? Tony’s fault.

Long bathroom line? Tony’s fault.

Inexcusable number of ants on the concourse? Absolutely, that’s on Tony.

Go Pigs.

[Burbank Whistle Pigs @GoWhistlePigs]

Forget Shirts vs Skins.
Tonight’s game will be played Shirts vs Pants!

That’s right: one team wearing just tops, the other in just bottoms.

Like if Donald Duck and Winnie the Pooh fought Fabio and Wolverine.

Go Pigs.

[Burbank Whistle Pigs @GoWhistlePigs]

@1RBFjr Perfect culture fit for our organization.

[Burbank Whistle Pigs @GoWhistlePigs]

Tonight is Livin’ Off The Land Night at the ballpark!

Concessions will only serve plant products that have grown in the outfield. Mostly from gnarly sunflowers and tobacco sprouts that took root from all the spitting.

Go Pigs.

[Burbank Whistle Pigs @GoWhistlePigs]

Tonight is March Gadness Night at the ballpark!

Hollywood darling Josh Gad will be taking on all challengers in 1-on-1 street hoops in the parking lot.

Sure to be a nice ego boost for everyone except Josh Gad.

Go Pigs.

[Burbank Whistle Pigs @GoWhistlePigs]

Tonight is Assorted Vaccine Night at the ballpark!

Every fan is guaranteed to receive one of the favorites: Moderna, J&J, Pfizer, and some lucky ones will get a special Mystery Flavor with question marks on the wrapper.

Go Pigs

[Burbank Whistle Pigs @GoWhistlePigs]

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Tonight is Celebrity Venmo Stalking Night at the ballpark!

Find as many famous people on @venmo as you can and ask them to donate money to our team. Whoever can track down a member of the royal family gets free hot dogs for life. Same goes for Dave Franco.

Go Pigs.

[Burbank Whistle Pigs @GoWhistlePigs]

@Frank45227242 @RCQuakes Perpetual Season is no joke, sir