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Next time you have a loved one that passes away and @Rotech is calling you daily looking for their wheelchair. Ask them what they will do with it. This is a daily occurrence in Conover. New wheelchairs, beds and other equipment just thrown in the dumpster. Could at least recycle!

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@woodyandwilcox If you see more than one @amazon driver together you may have a crack house in your neighborhood!

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@woodyandwilcox Has @WoodyThings ever done Breakdancing before? Look at that head! YES!!!

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@woodyandwilcox Hey @WilcoxStuff I am sure the same goes for the Fireworks Stand. I want to send them up in a Blaze of Glory.

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@woodyandwilcox Well! Thats all I can take. Time to switch stations so I don't have to listen to Jelly Roll or Kate Bush push that dead song up a hill all day. Remember when @1065TheEnd used to play Alternative music?

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@woodyandwilcox If having a big head is a sign of how smart you are then @WoodyThings is a genius!

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@woodyandwilcox Hey @WilcoxStuff don't underestimate the power of the @woodyandwilcox show at saving lives. Nobody has ever died laughing.

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@El_Babirusa @woodyandwilcox @WilcoxStuff The first bike. Lol

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@woodyandwilcox what? @WilcoxStuff on a bicycle ride. That is something I have to see.

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@woodyandwilcox No @WilcoxStuff I am listening to an IFR right now!

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@woodyandwilcox @WoodyThings made the comment of a shirt that made him look good. Gave me an idea. You know how they have the UnTucked brand? What about an UnDicked Brand for people like Woody? Makes him look less like a Dick!

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@woodyandwilcox hey @WilcoxStuff I figured the doctor heard that about @WoodyThings and figured he had an E-Bike!

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@woodyandwilcox Sorry guys. I love the show but I can't take the same commercial all day. If @iHeartRadio is reaching all these markets. Then why the same commercial. Makes you hate these companies! That @JENCOOLIDGE @Discover commercial sucks!

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@woodyandwilcox I would love to see a Chucky Cheese with MMA Gym. Cause those MMA guys wouldn’t know what they were getting into!

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@woodyandwilcox Okay @WilcoxStuff we are not all radio money. In the QC Kinetics Commercial you say the can do it for a reasonable price $7,044,596,515. That's a lot of money!

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@woodyandwilcox You're just not getting it! They are not going there. They are getting it and taking it to their mom. My mom always loved that. You get to spend more time together and it's more pleasant. Going out with a huge group sucks in general.

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@woodyandwilcox I just heard Old Man @WilcoxStuff throw out another supposibly. Is that how and asshole says supposedly?

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@woodyandwilcox if you think your company doesn’t know where you’re working from your stupid. If you have a work computer. They know exactly where you are!

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@woodyandwilcox I think I know what the female @WilcoxStuff is. She goes around saying literally, Suposibly, buying bananas and lotion and only eats turkey sandwiches with capers!

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@woodyandwilcox Hey @WilcoxStuff they also make albumen milk. Not just chocolate and strawberry!