Hektek

My particular brand of humor is a knock-off of a more popular premium brand.

[Laser Fantasy @LaserFantasy]

It's that time of year again!

[Laser Fantasy @LaserFantasy]

Here's a pretty laser image just for you. (And everyone else scrolling by)

[Laser Fantasy @LaserFantasy]

It's a 3 day weekend, get out there and enjoy some rock and/or roll music!

[U.S. Space & Rocket Center @RocketCenterUSA]

Make sure you catch our @pinkfloyd laser show at the INTUITIVE® Planetarium before it's too late! Daily shows are only $5.00! Visit our website to purchase tickets to a daily show or an evening show: https://t.co/Fg3EaJAg9f

[Angry Seattle @angryseattle]

The true aurora believers came out Friday, stuck around, and were treated to a light snow.

The fair weather fans came out Saturday night and got shit.

I bet today those Saturday fair weather fans will stay home and will miss it all yet again.

[Hektek @Go_to_Heck]

Upset that the eclipse is scheduled for Monday? It’s been on the calendar for eons, stop crying and consider how hard it was to organize all the demons needed for the apocalypse. You think herding cats is tough? Try herding hellhounds.

[Hektek @Go_to_Heck]

11 years ago I joined Twitter, and it’s been downhill ever since.

[Laser Fantasy @LaserFantasy]

Silver Surfer from the archives. 1st place ILDA award winner from 1991.

[Laser Fantasy @LaserFantasy]

Merry Christmas Eve Eve!

[Laser Fantasy @LaserFantasy]

#HappyLifeDay to those who celebrate

[Hektek @Go_to_Heck]

Be wary of anyone referring to Twitter as X without rolling their eyes and using air quotes.

[Laser Fantasy @LaserFantasy]

When the lights begin to dim in the dome, you're always in for something special.

[TELUS World of Science - Edmonton @TWoSEdm]

Who's ready to rock? 🎸🎶🤘

The Weekend of Hard Rock Laser Shows starts Thursday with the music of 4 legendary bands raising the roof off the Zeidler Dome: KISS, Metallica, Aerosmith, and Led Zeppelin! Earplugs optional. 🤯

Tickets at https://t.co/19XWjnGPAO

#yeg #yegevents

[Hektek @Go_to_Heck]

All summer we’ve been hearing about the Taylor Eras Tour, this fall get ready for the COVID Eris Tour (Corona’s Version)

[Hektek @Go_to_Heck]

The more appropriate name for this site is Y

[Soren Iverson @soren_iverson]

iMessage group chat TL;DR

[Hektek @Go_to_Heck]

Maybe once all references to twitter have been removed from twitter someone can just make a new twitter and call it twitter.

[Hektek @Go_to_Heck]

Godamn, the sudden flood of “promoted” garbage xweets makes Xwitter even xshittier

[Hektek @Go_to_Heck]

Everyone is talking about #Barbiheimer and I’m over here upset about the inaccurate representation of how plumbing works in #Mario.

[Hektek @Go_to_Heck]

I figured this dumpster fire of a website would have burned out awhile ago, but it turns out it generates an endless supply of garbage.