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[Bloody Goal Digger 💜 @GoalDiggingKeri]

This is the year that God perfects everything that concerns me 🎉

#202$

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Dreams do come true. 💙

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Trevoh Chalobah has been added to the England squad for the 2026 World Cup! 🦁

[Bloody Goal Digger 💜 @GoalDiggingKeri]

W

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Lol

[Polymarket Sports @PolymarketSport]

🚨BREAKING: Someone just put $1M on Spain to WIN their match vs Cape Verde today

This pays out is $1,085,943.48 on Polymarket

[Bloody Goal Digger 💜 @GoalDiggingKeri]

So proud of African teams so far, apart from those ugly bastards in the south

[Wydysta 🇳🇬🪡 @wydysta]

It’s your day that would be as pretty as you are.

[Rola 🇸🇳🇦🇷 @kofoworola__a]

This is how to rebuild a squad btw. Not by signing nonsense 18/19 year olds

[Bloody Goal Digger 💜 @GoalDiggingKeri]

Straight women dey enjoy like mad

[Tope A teacher & A Farmer I Will Never Give Up 💪) @Tope_Orus]

I TOOK MY WIFE SOMEWHERE SHE NEVER EXPECTED

My wife has a PhD in b@shing car. I don't know if I'm the only one experiencing this or it's a thing with most women.

If she drives to town and come back, you must see a new dent. But she will always be like "I was on my own jeje when one man came to h!t me"... Lori iro!

Sometimes, she will deny totally that it was not when she dr∅ve the car that it got the dent. She can even say I should ask my side chics that I used to give lift 😭

I'll keep quiet, carry car and go and fix it. Sometimes, I may spend the whole day in the mechanic shop.

Once I bring it back, madam will carry it and go and do as she used to do again.

If I talk, she will say me I should take my key now. It's car that I have, I'm not God. She will even say because I refused to buy a separate one for her, that's why I'm always noticing everything.

I thought of what I could do to stop her from driving like a b@nd!t 🤣😂

3 weeks ago, on a Saturday morning, very early around 8a.m, I told her, baby dress up, let me take you out.

She rushed and bathe, and sprayed perfume, and said let's go.

We passed all the places we usually go to relax, so she was wondering where we were going. She asked...

Wify: Babe, we've passed where we used to go and chill oo. Where are we going?

Me: Don't worry, I just discovered a new joint in town. You will looooove it!

I could see the excitement, the joy on her face.

I drove her straight to the mechanic shop...

Wify: Babe, what are we doing here?

Me: Oh, sorry dear. I just want the mechanic to quickly fix the small dent. It doesn't take long oo. Before you know it, he has finished. Once he's done like this, we'll go and chup life.

Wifey: Okay oo. No problem.

I excused the mechanic and planned with him to waste time very well!

Then I told my wife that my boss asked me to go and attend to an emergency, so, she should help me stay with the car. I promised not to take long.

That was how I left madam with car oo.

1 hour, 2 hours, 4 hours, 6 hours....

She called and called, I kept telling her I would soon finish.

I got there around 4pm and saw her looking very angry. She come swell up like bread wey dem soak inside tea 🤣😂

I started begging her oo... Oh my baby, I'm sorry. It was my boss that delayed oo. I even called mechanic to comman join me to beg her 🤣🤣

And I shouted at the mechanic for wasting my queen's precious time0😛😜

Well, time was already approaching 5pm, so, I asked her...

Me: Babe, can we go to where we wanted to go now?

Wifey: By this time? Noo. I'm tired please, just take me home, let me go and rest. All my body is paining me.

In my mind, I said "Thank you, Jesus" 😛😜

That was how we came back home quietly.

I promised her that we'd go out when next I have chance 😜

Ladies and gentlemen, here's the sweet part of the gist...my wife has driven for good three weeks now, even small bash like this, she did not bash. No new dent on the car.

As we were going out today, I asked her to drive.

One keke man was just following her closely. She lowered the glass and brought out her head and shouted "Oga, no bash me oo"

I said "Bravo! This is the woman I married"

Now, I have realized that sometimes, the way to make women adjust is not to keep doing gentleman. Just use wisdom with a little touch of egusi for egusi.

Now that she has seen how stressful it is in mechanic's shop, she don calm down by herself.

Please, nobody should tag my wife to this post, I'm not feeling fine 🙄

OBINRIN BURU O!

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[tam tam @tamimpossible]

You are part of the problem. #notmoved

[Bloody Goal Digger 💜 @GoalDiggingKeri]

Music is divine

[Bloody Goal Digger 💜 @GoalDiggingKeri]

If anything, I can say that this time, I didn’t let pride or ego win.

[Bloody Goal Digger 💜 @GoalDiggingKeri]

I’ll charge my L to the game
It is what it is

[Deejay 🅿️ @PlayboiPea]

If a baddie asks you to watch love island you turn on love island

[Bloody Goal Digger 💜 @GoalDiggingKeri]

I’m not much of a storyteller, but boy, do I have stories to tell.

[Bloody Goal Digger 💜 @GoalDiggingKeri]

Difficult to not be offended

[Bloody Goal Digger 💜 @GoalDiggingKeri]

The cruelty of life lol

[Bloody Goal Digger 💜 @GoalDiggingKeri]

In this life

[Bloody Goal Digger 💜 @GoalDiggingKeri]

Maybe in another life time

[Bloody Goal Digger 💜 @GoalDiggingKeri]

Maybe in another life time

[Bloody Goal Digger 💜 @GoalDiggingKeri]

Life is so funny

[Nuelxx @nuel_szy]

If you’re dating an avoidant, here’s the hard truth: There are usually two people they’re most emotionally entangled with, and neither of them is you.

1. Their Ex