Goal Valchuk

I shoot. I goal on your net. I repeat. I retire early. I come back. I king of Kings.

Goalings on nets belong to Kovalchuk, tweets belong to @SpeakoftheDevs.

[Goal Valchuk @Goalvalchuk]

Sorry I married to N̷e̷w̷ ̷J̷e̷r̷s̷e̷y̷ ̷D̷e̷v̷i̷l̷s̷̷ S̷K̷A̷ ̷S̷a̷i̷n̷t̷ ̷P̷e̷t̷e̷r̷s̷b̷u̷r̷g̷ LA Kings.

[Scott S. A. Dourque @Breezy_Bowser]

@Goalvalchuk marry me

[Goal Valchuk @Goalvalchuk]

SCOOOORRRREEE.... oh...

[Goal Valchuk @Goalvalchuk]

Finally is intermission. I get to retire. To locker room. But then I come back.

[Goal Valchuk @Goalvalchuk]

I bring gift for all my fans here tonight when I hear your butts is hurting. You are welcome!

[Goal Valchuk @Goalvalchuk]

Thank you, New Jersey! I hearing your KovalCHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUK chants.

[Goal Valchuk @Goalvalchuk]

Hello New Jersey. And by New Jersey I mean Kings jersey. HAHAHA.

[Goal Valchuk @Goalvalchuk]

This exhausting. I am ready to retire.

[Goal Valchuk @Goalvalchuk]

Hi. I am back. I am king.

[Goal Valchuk @Goalvalchuk]

Goalvechkin!

[Goal Valchuk @Goalvalchuk]

I legally change name to Ilyalor Hallvalchuk.

[Goal Valchuk @Goalvalchuk]

My favorite type of music is SKA.

[Goal Valchuk @Goalvalchuk]

I changing my name to Connilya McDavilchuk. Then I get crazy money contract. Again.

[Goal Valchuk @Goalvalchuk]

Maybe I go to store today. Or maybe not. Or maybe I go but leave early. And then go back, but maybe not. Hard decisions.

[Goal Valchuk @Goalvalchuk]

I know that man from the Torontos. He tell me one time logo in front of jersey more important than name on back. Silly man.

[Goal Valchuk @Goalvalchuk]

I liking the players wearing my number for tribute. #Kovy17 #NHLDraft

[Goal Valchuk @Goalvalchuk]

Yes? I hear my name?

[Goal Valchuk @Goalvalchuk]

I liking this New York Rangers team in playoffs. Fans think they stick around for long time but they always out early. I am fan of this.

[Goal Valchuk @Goalvalchuk]

When I come back I request Devils to sign and trade me to Cleveland Cavaliers. #GoaLeBron

[Goal Valchuk @Goalvalchuk]

I would like returning to Twitter.