College Humor

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I just refuse to take a single bite of my food until I find something good to watch.

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Homework: If it goes too easy youre doing it wrong.

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I just refuse to take a single bite of my food until I find something good to watch.

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I dont need a stable relationship I need a stable internet connection.

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Dear phone. Thank you for being there when someone comes with an awkward pick up line.

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That annoying moment when you have to keep removing your headphones because you think someone keeps talking to you.

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That strange feeling when you post an awkward picture of yourself worrying about peoples reaction but in the end you realize nobody cares.

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Dont fall in love. Its bad.

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Dont be afraid of failures unless you want to live in the shadow waiting for the sun that may never come.

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1. I buy something 2. Enjoy it for an hour 3. I want something different

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True love doesnt care about the look or the size of your wallet. It is all about what is inside .... the wallet. #ValentinesDay2020

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I wanted to be sarcastic then I realized that I dont really care.

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I wanna eat ... and tweet ... and eat again

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Hugs were invented to let people know you love them without having to say anything.

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That awkward moment when your crush asks you who do you like?.

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Life is like a roller coaster but some people are still in the queue line.

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Asking your pet a question like they will respond.

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That annoying moment when you cant find the long side of your blanket.

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Life is like a roller coaster but some people are still in the queue line.

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I dont like it when I wake up in the afternoon and someone says that I sleep too much.