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@OfGoonies @AfcSouthie You’re a gaggle of squids, grow up

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Source inside has reported that two anonymous @AfcSouthie players were “randomly” tested for PEDs this morning. More to come.

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There’s no “I” in “Goatyard”…

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Official Statement from the GoatYard: “Sorry I missed the game last night. I was on a date” - The GoatYard

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Insiders have obtained the following information on Conley’s availability tonight. Sounding like a growing case of premadonna syndrome after his late game heroics last week.

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Southie’s Finest looking like they just left Clock Tavern after that barn burner

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@AfcSouthie’s opponent tonight: Southie’s finest

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@AfcSouthie is a fucking power house

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“Green Gorillas” is just Spanish for drug lords, but you already knew that

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Goonies said to have been here against their will. Investigation ongoing.

[I Can't Believe It's Not Gutter (3 x 🥾) @abcsouthie]

If current result holds the Goats WILL be playing playoff soccer 🤞🏻#WeNeedATie #ThoughtsandPrayers

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@ParisStGermainn rumored to already have an offer lined up in the transfer pool

[I Can't Believe It's Not Gutter (3 x 🥾) @abcsouthie]

New keeper had big gloves to fill but he stepped in an did his job. #BrickWall

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Ellis island, ever herd of it?…

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🤔

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Word on the street is team Ellis is just a front for Maso Cooks’ middle men

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Maso Cooks run the local Dorchester meth ring… just some intel floating around

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Asking for a friend…

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BREAKING NEWS: Gaffer relieved of duty after failing to report to more than 1 of @AfcSouthie’s tilts. COVID reportedly NOT the issue

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Where was he tonight? Asking for a friend

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#GafferHasCovid

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Only if Gaffer retires

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You’d think the Goatyard would show up to a playoff clinching game…