Aaron Golchert

GoatDangle is a mind-blowing fusion of the planet's most popular old school party games...the first ever to combine these into one, hilariously spirited event!

[Stoolies Clubhouse 🏴‍☠️ @StooliesClub]

This just gave me chills!!

Happy 250! Happy 4th of July!!

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[Aaron Golchert @GoatDangle]

@RobSchneider That is not accurate about St. Louis...Missouri/St. Louis loves their guns and does not have strict gun laws. 🙄🤦‍♂️

[Aaron Golchert @GoatDangle]

Just posted a photo @ Our Savior Lutheran Church and Early Childhood Center, St Charles, Missouri https://t.co/jWXkb4pYdL

[Aaron Golchert @GoatDangle]

@ABC Who are these people and why is this newsworthy? 🤷‍♂️

[Aaron Golchert @GoatDangle]

Just posted a photo @ Hazelwood Central High School https://t.co/UosGQ3Aorc

[Aaron Golchert @GoatDangle]

@EdwardS56706672 @KMOV Really? You think the 1% paying even more taxes is going to stop petty crime like this?! Keep smoking whatever it is you're smoking because it must be good!

[STL Sports Central @STLSprtsCntrl]

BREAKING: Nolan Arenado has informed the #STLCards that he’ll be opting into the remainder of his five-year contract, @katiejwoo reports.

[Aaron Golchert @GoatDangle]

Just posted a photo @ Chesterfield, Missouri https://t.co/HQR7P4qzMa

[Aaron Golchert @GoatDangle]

Just posted a photo @ Chesterfield, Missouri https://t.co/00GMa0CvGx

[Aaron Golchert @GoatDangle]

Join in on the fun with GoatDangle! The Party Game at the Sullivan Downtan Fall Market!!

And if you miss the event, go see my friends at @thesecretkitchen1 and pick up the game there! @ Sullivan, Missouri https://t.co/RKSjR0cwKi

[Aaron Golchert @GoatDangle]

@oneunitedxvii @RiggsBarstool @FrankieBorrelli @BarstoolTrent @BarstoolLurch No

[Aaron Golchert @GoatDangle]

689!!

[St. Louis Cardinals @Cardinals]

Albert just hit his longest home run of the season!

📍 443 feet

[Aaron Golchert @GoatDangle]

Class act, Toronto!

[St. Louis Cardinals @Cardinals]

Thank you to the @BlueJays and their fans!

[Aaron Golchert @GoatDangle]

@TheAlexisKraft They already reversed that decision. Too much instant backlash from a very idiotic decision I guess. Now we know their true colors though. Stay away from St. Luke's!

[Aaron Golchert @GoatDangle]

Basically a check-swing and he hits it 350+ feet?! Dude is a monster!

[gabe @PlayoffTanaka_]

Mike Trout absolutely RIDICULOUS. How is this even possible man

[St. Louis Cardinals @Cardinals]

Tired: Yadi warming up the pitcher.

Wired: @PujolsFive warming up the pitcher!

[St. Louis Cardinals @Cardinals]

It's been 3,855 days since Albert Pujols last hit a home run in Busch as a Cardinal!

[St. Louis Cardinals @Cardinals]

If you have a complaint about today’s lineup, no you don’t.

[St. Louis Cardinals @Cardinals]

Albert, Yadi, and Waino ❤️️

[St. Louis Cardinals @Cardinals]

There's only one Albert Pujols!