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[GoatCheese @Goatcheeeesee]

mmmmmm sockeye salmon

[Jimothy The Raccoon @JimothyOnX]

He’s training in self-defense in case some lunatic tries to rob him. Good job, Jimothy❤️🦝

[GoatCheese @Goatcheeeesee]

i gotta take off all my clothes to use the atm

[ugly @filthybabybat]

If you kill yourself today you cant smoke weed tomorrow #stayanotherday

[GoatCheese @Goatcheeeesee]

gonna start using “hey daddy’s” as currency. for example “yeah i’ll do grab you a beer but you owe me 5 hey daddy’s”

[metaphor man @shitbiscuit]

[Optimus Prime cracking his 18th beer of the night] Autobots… fuck marry kill: school bus, ambulance, fire truck

[GoatCheese @Goatcheeeesee]

checking on my baby GBB and i had my first real scare because of how much this looks like a death curl but then they twitched and i realized its just molting time and i am still a good parent 👍

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

I hope in the Next Life I’m a Shape or a Color or Something

[GoatCheese @Goatcheeeesee]

the planet fitness mop robot is spotting me on bench

[GoatCheese @Goatcheeeesee]

lyla is thriving

[GoatCheese @Goatcheeeesee]

crazy? i was crazy once. they put me in a rat

[GoatCheese @Goatcheeeesee]

you have to understand the drip

[GoatCheese @Goatcheeeesee]

@whoisgrazie a mfer like me would’ve been able to get out

[silver @silverbondage]

he’s realizing so much by journaling

[steak @communicat1022]

Touch my recurring bit. Touch it. Fuuuuck keep riffing.Keep riffing off my recurring bit. Reference it.Reference my bit in your joke. Yesssss reference it more. Now use your opener to suck my low hanging fruit. Fuckkk now do your catchphrase. Yess. heckle me a little too.Fuckkkkk

[booger @turdmaster97]

how long after sex is it appropriate to start talking about transformers

[El Guarromántico @Guarromantico_]

Ya llegó mi playera de Temu para apoyar a Noruega.

[shadoomf🪲🇵🇸(homunculus enjoyer) @Shadoo_creeture]

Seething stagcel HORN-MOGGED by low-cortisol rhinomaxxer

[meg @mushm0on]

🔲 I wish I was a little bit taller
☑️ I wish I was a baller (eyeball)