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𝙀𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝘾𝙡𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙡𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙭 𝙇𝙚𝘽𝙧𝙤𝙣

[. @GoatedGarrett]

Wtf is this stat😭

[Hold The Mayo @snowlikejonn]

Staring down the actual Declaration of Independence before stepping into the octagon as an underdog to beat the piss out of an undefeated fighter in front of the world is an extraordinary level of legendary

[Novig @Novig]

SGA’s supporting cast tonight

[Raj C. @RajChipalu]

@KRswishh There's no Wemby in the NFL

[ESPN @espn]

Dak Prescott is now the Cowboys’ all-time passing leader, surpassing Tony Romo 😤

History made.

[Matt O'Leary @MattOLearyNY]

Every week in the 4:00 slate is just Matthew Stafford throwing a million touchdowns and the Seahawks beating the piss out of somebody

[. @GoatedGarrett]

What has Kyler Murray done for the Cardinals front office to keep wanting to build around him?

[Threevo @mrporchguy]

I know we joke about stuff being incomprehensible to the European mind but 105,000 people giving a standing ovation to a 90-year-old man in a tuxedo after he puts on a mascot head is probably really hard for them to understand.

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

🗣🗣 @tyschmit FLYING REAL HIGH

[PGA TOUR @PGATOUR]

He did it.

[Jon Gruden @BarstoolGruden]

Look at Jaxson Dart, man!!

[Shahan Khan @Shahan_Solo]

Micah Parsons’ contract drama isn’t just on Jerry Jones. His agent, David Mulugheta, has a history of dragging out negotiations and using leverage plays that spill into the headlines.

📌 Examples:
– Deshaun Watson: Refused to play, forced a trade, landed the biggest guaranteed deal ever.
– Jalen Ramsey: Demanded a trade, got dealt to the Rams, then signed a record CB contract.
– Jessie Bates: Stalemate for 2 years, tagged, left in free agency.
– Michael Thomas: Training camp holdout, signed then-record WR deal.
– Budda Baker: Trade request + camp drama before guarantees.
– Derwin James: Camp holdout, got record safety contract.
– Tee Higgins: Tagged, requested trade, left Mulugheta after no long-term deal.
– Micah Parsons: Now requesting a trade with stalled talks in Dallas.

This isn’t new. Mulugheta’s playbook is leverage → holdout/trade request → public pressure → eventual record deal.

So when people say “This is Jerry being Jerry”… remember Parsons’ side of the table has its own history.

[𝑪𝒐𝒏𝒆 🌩 @Three_Cone]

All time graphic

[NFL @NFL]

🗣️HERE WE GOOOO

@dak | @dallascowboys

[WBR @W_B_Rick]

Finding Family Guy on your hotel TV is like pulling a ray gun from the box

[Dan Why-Ner @ReallyDanWeiner]

Ladies and gentlemen, DeMarcco The Hit Man Hellams is BACK.

[Hoosier Hammer 🔨🦬🏆🏈 @Brentonmfender]

Anthony Richardson to his first read as a 290 pound edge comes at him unblocked.