Goatious Maximous

Chaps Memoir : Retired frm carin
Holdin court on the front porch of my mind
Surviving on black coffee, joint pain, and pure bewilderment at what yall are doin

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A student just asked another student,” would you rather be transgender or a translator”….i don’t understand

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Thanos Stikes Again

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Gunther gonna collecting retirements like Infinity Stones 😭

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Looooseeeerrrr!!!!
Way to go @Gunther_AUT

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Probably the greatest slap in the history

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Went to Bojangles cause the kid wanted supremes. Girl at the window (one of my students) says “they gotta cook”
I say jokingly “Awe maaaaan”
A lady walks by with a attitude saying “nobody comes here this late”

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There was someone in the car waiting, I brought my barber a Gatorade and he said “you’re next”
#LoveItHere

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@otokyo__ Fool me once, shame on you…

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When the hell did I get wisdom teeth and how can I return them to the sender? 🤦🏾‍♂️

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Had to drive an activity bus today: 2 girls get on the bus and start spraying stinkin ass perfume….mood ruined!

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Stepped outside and it smells like bill’s hotdog…now I wanna go home and get one
🌭

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Now that’s a tightend #3
Camden County

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To purchase for thy child an house of lodging for a revel such as Diddy’s is verily madness. Come not unto me with talk of the consequences and repercussions; for all of that resteth solely upon thee.

Parent Score: F

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“Your walk talks and your talk talks but you gotta make sure your walk talk matches your talk talk”

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@ChrisVanVliet

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James Keenan scores again
Wallace 17 -JK 15

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@WITNSports

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James Keenan finally scores
Wallace 17 JK 7
5 mins left in the 4th quarter

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First score of the night
Wallace 7 - James K 0
5 mins left in the half
#PopsStops&CropTops