ɢᴏʙʟɪɴ ꜱʟᴀʏᴇʀ

❝𝕹𝖔𝖙𝖍𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖜𝖎𝖑𝖑 𝖊𝖛𝖊𝖗 𝖈𝖍𝖆𝖓𝖌𝖊. 𝕴 𝖌𝖔 𝖔𝖓 𝖆𝖉𝖛𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖚𝖗𝖊𝖘 𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝖐𝖎𝖑𝖑 𝖌𝖔𝖇𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖘.❞

[ɢᴏʙʟɪɴ ꜱʟᴀʏᴇʀ @GobSlayGobSlay]

❝ℑ𝔰𝔫'𝔱 𝔦𝔱 𝔣𝔲𝔠𝔨𝔢𝔡 𝔲𝔭 𝔥𝔬𝔴 𝔞 𝔤𝔬𝔟𝔩𝔢𝔱 𝔦𝔰 𝔞 𝔠𝔲𝔭 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔫𝔬𝔱 𝔞 𝔱𝔦𝔫𝔶 𝔤𝔬𝔟𝔩𝔦𝔫?❞

#GoblinSlayerRP | #MVRP | #AnimeRP

[ɢᴏʙʟɪɴ ꜱʟᴀʏᴇʀ @GobSlayGobSlay]

❝No. Throw the sandwiches away. If a goblin got his hands on the sandwich and ate it, then that would be very bad for the Porcelain Ranks.❞

He raised his hand up in refusal.

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐄𝐋𝐃𝐄𝐒𝐓 𝐊𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓. @ToxinChampion]

—I never found myself in a position to really try one. So, I kept them, waiting for the right moment to consume them. ❞

{ . . .His hand then inched toward the Goblin Slayer. }

❝ Seeing as it’s been years, why don’t we experiment? You try it first, then I will. ❞

[ɢᴏʙʟɪɴ ꜱʟᴀʏᴇʀ @GobSlayGobSlay]

❝I see. Is any of your equipment enchanted? What is it made of?❞

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐄𝐋𝐃𝐄𝐒𝐓 𝐊𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓. @ToxinChampion]

❝ You wish to explore my equipment? So be it. ❞

{ . . .Reaching into his armor once more, he’d pull out… quite a few items. }

{ Health Potions, Bombs, a Bow, a Shovel, an oddly shaped horn, and a… few sandwiches . . . ? }

❝ These things, along with my blade and shield. ❞

[ɢᴏʙʟɪɴ ꜱʟᴀʏᴇʀ @GobSlayGobSlay]

❝I suppose you will do until I can find my party again. Tell me, what items do you carry? Are they enchanted? Do you have any spells?❞

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐄𝐋𝐃𝐄𝐒𝐓 𝐊𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓. @ToxinChampion]

❝ I’ve seen what these things can do, how ruthless and merciless they can get… The amount of souls they claimed, I’ll see to it that they all pay. ❞

{ . . .He’d held his blade, holding it close to his helmet. }

❝ Allow me to be your ally, I’ll fight this war with you. ❞

[ɢᴏʙʟɪɴ ꜱʟᴀʏᴇʀ @GobSlayGobSlay]

❝Maybe a goblin evolution... a hobgoblin maybe..❞

Goblin Slayer held out his hand.

❝But if you were a goblin, I am sure you would not have helped me.❞

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐄𝐋𝐃𝐄𝐒𝐓 𝐊𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓. @ToxinChampion]

{ . . .Ah, ‘cause nothing screams ‘creative’ like “Goblin Slayer.” }

❝ Err— I’ve technically already completed my quest, I’m just freely roaming around and protecting who I can. ❞

❝ Also no—? Did you assume I was a goblin because I wear green . . . ? ❞

[ɢᴏʙʟɪɴ ꜱʟᴀʏᴇʀ @GobSlayGobSlay]

What an uncreative name...

❝Thank you, again. Are you also adventuring? Did you take a quest? Or are you a goblin...? You are green.❞

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐄𝐋𝐃𝐄𝐒𝐓 𝐊𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓. @ToxinChampion]

❝ . . . ❞

{ . . .He gaze up at him, the two nearly matching similar heights, but he clearly towered over him. As for the name, the Verdant Knight expected… something else. Though, a name is a name. }

❝ Nice to meet you. ❞

{ . . .He’d stand too. }

❝ Verde. ❞

[ɢᴏʙʟɪɴ ꜱʟᴀʏᴇʀ @GobSlayGobSlay]

❝I was thinking that I would kill goblins. I have not gone solo for quite some time, I suppose I've lost my touch.❞

Goblin Slayer sits up.

❝Goblin Slayer.❞

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐄𝐋𝐃𝐄𝐒𝐓 𝐊𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓. @ToxinChampion]

—these creatures are, especially in groups or plateaus. ❞

{ . . .Raising his head, he’d stare over at the fellow man in armor. }

❝ What in the hell were you thinking . . . ? ! ❞

[Goblin Slayer: Endless Hunting @goblinendlessEN]

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[ɢᴏʙʟɪɴ ꜱʟᴀʏᴇʀ @GobSlayGobSlay]

❝I'm... pretty messed up...❞

He coughs, reaching into his bag and grabbing out a health potion and undoing his mouthpiece and drinking it up.

❝Thank you... for your help.❞

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐄𝐋𝐃𝐄𝐒𝐓 𝐊𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓. @ToxinChampion]

❝ . . .Are you hurt—?! ❞

{ . . .The Knight called to the other, his voice echoing through the Labyrinth. Reaching into his armor, he’d pull out a glass vile with a crimson liquid. }

{ . . .As he awaited for their input, the toxin around him began to cease. }

[ɢᴏʙʟɪɴ ꜱʟᴀʏᴇʀ @GobSlayGobSlay]

❝I see. Well, if you are not a goblin then you are my friend.❞

[‧. ラム ˒ ️ @onielfula]

⠀

“ 𝐬𝐢𝐫 ˏˏ unless they make goblins
as cute as 𝐫𝐚𝐦 i can assure you
that i am not . ”

⠀

[ɢᴏʙʟɪɴ ꜱʟᴀʏᴇʀ @GobSlayGobSlay]

❝That is correct. I do hope you have a short sword. Or a large knife. Caves are tight, you could have your sword caught on any number of walls.❞

[𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐊𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 @HeroOfTheDepths]

Instead, his focus shifting back to the slayer at hand.

“To ask another for assistance..I can assume this is a dangerous bunch you’re after? Monsters always are..”

Hints of his red eyes peeking from his hoodie on occasion.

[ɢᴏʙʟɪɴ ꜱʟᴀʏᴇʀ @GobSlayGobSlay]

@ThirdTierWitch ❝At least, that is what my sister told me.❞

[ɢᴏʙʟɪɴ ꜱʟᴀʏᴇʀ @GobSlayGobSlay]

❝When did you grow a tail? Are you one of those... furry people?❞

[𝐁-𝐑𝐚𝐧𝐤 𝐖𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡 @ThirdTierWitch]

@GobSlayGobSlay

“Hey man…”

Don’t mind the monkey tail waving back and forth.

[ɢᴏʙʟɪɴ ꜱʟᴀʏᴇʀ @GobSlayGobSlay]

@ThirdTierWitch ❝I am not an astronomer. All I know is that the green moon is full of goblins.❞

[ɢᴏʙʟɪɴ ꜱʟᴀʏᴇʀ @GobSlayGobSlay]

@ThirdTierWitch ❝Are you okay? There have always been two moons.❞

[ɢᴏʙʟɪɴ ꜱʟᴀʏᴇʀ @GobSlayGobSlay]

❝I used to adventure solo. Having a party helps a lot with killing goblins. There are spellcasters, which you can use to more effectively kill them.❞

Siiiiiip.

[𝙏𝙍𝙊𝙇𝙇 𝘽𝙐𝙏𝘾𝙃𝙀𝙍 @SirTrollButcher]

⠀⠀❝ SOLO. DON'T NEED NO FRIENDS. ONLY SLOWS THE JOB DOWN. ❞

[ɢᴏʙʟɪɴ ꜱʟᴀʏᴇʀ @GobSlayGobSlay]

@ThirdTierWitch ❝Which of the two moons. The red moon. Or the green moon.❞

[ɢᴏʙʟɪɴ ꜱʟᴀʏᴇʀ @GobSlayGobSlay]

@ThirdTierWitch ❝The red one or the green one?❞

[ɢᴏʙʟɪɴ ꜱʟᴀʏᴇʀ @GobSlayGobSlay]

@ThirdTierWitch ❝Which moon?❞

[ɢᴏʙʟɪɴ ꜱʟᴀʏᴇʀ @GobSlayGobSlay]

@ThirdTierWitch ❝What happens if you look at the full moon?❞

[ɢᴏʙʟɪɴ ꜱʟᴀʏᴇʀ @GobSlayGobSlay]

@ThirdTierWitch ❝A song turned you into a primate?❞

[ɢᴏʙʟɪɴ ꜱʟᴀʏᴇʀ @GobSlayGobSlay]

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