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[thomas @Gobbbles]

@szomoruuu Well share it w the class

[thomas @Gobbbles]

@MrRedude Been adoring these Blake Mills videos of him playing the isolated guitar parts that he contributed https://t.co/MYDhgQQlpq

[thomas @Gobbbles]

@DylanoA4 “We would rather speak ill of ourselves than not talk about ourselves at all” - La Rochefoucauld 300 years prior

[thomas @Gobbbles]

To the man peeing in the stall instead of the urinal next to me: You are not seen, but you are heard. You are valid.

[thomas @Gobbbles]

Kink water park for people who want to know how much they’re getting peed on

[thomas @Gobbbles]

You can call me AI

[Jeff McDevitt @JeffMcDev]

People don't realize prime PAUL SIMON was a bucket and a problem 🤧

[thomas @Gobbbles]

You either die original or live long enough to see yourself become a pancake house

[thomas @Gobbbles]

@OneThiccMrs Well obviously they do

[thomas @Gobbbles]

It’s my bad trip, and I get to choose what everyone is thinking about me

[thomas @Gobbbles]

@timheidecker Would absolutely love to hear Kern River tonight 💙🩵

[thomas @Gobbbles]

I’m going to come out and say it…

my fkn tummy hurts

[thomas @Gobbbles]

The tantric art of eating a banana on a Zoom call

[thomas @Gobbbles]

@minakimes @NYTGames Two (2) days ago!

[Ben Dinnery @BenDinnery]

Shelvey. 'I didn't think [#NUFC] would whinge as much as they did. I represent this football club now. I will give it my all. But yeah, a lot of whinge-bags; I will tell them that, only in a jokey way. I hope they get into Europe and have just positive words about the club' #NFFC

[thomas @Gobbbles]

Imagine how good it was the very first time a movie was like “holy fuck, the call is coming from inside the house”

[thomas @Gobbbles]

Catch me pulling up on your gal in my plantar fasciitis orthotics

[thomas @Gobbbles]

@raphryuichi Kelly Oubre

[thomas @Gobbbles]

Trying to use my phone without seeing Siri’s suggested Valentine’s Day mems

[thomas @Gobbbles]

I don't allow myself to listen to trap music because my parents got me SAT tutoring

[ScreenGeek @RealScreenGeek]

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