Gobzteech The Green

The Greenest little Grot this side of the Slippery Mountain

[TTBNGaming @TTBN_GAMING]

Unironically this is twitter

[Gobzteech The Green @GobbyGhoul]

People don’t just want their ancestors to be fairy tales, they need them to be.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Trump: You can be a communist or you can be a patriot. You cannot be both. As for those who peddle Marxist lies about our heritage, tell our children that we live on stolen land or that our heroes were oppressors. They're doing something much worse than slandering our past. They are slandering and attacking our future. We're not going to let that happen.

[ObtainerOfRareAntiquities @ObtainerOf]

If you are balding it’s because gnomes do this to you while you sleep. Get rid of the gnomes, get back your hair

[Pub @PubWanghaf]

This is exactly like that one guy! the guy that… um. Oh gosh what was his name… he was protesting… ugh anyways.

[Gobzteech The Green @GobbyGhoul]

have to constantly remind myself to never interact with anyone verified on this site.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Nothing to see here folks, just a guy in full theatrical makeup, a girdle and heels, doing the double fist and jerk to a gay anthem in front of a bunch of dudes in rough rider cosplay.

[Gobzteech The Green @GobbyGhoul]

why do all movies/franchises eventually degrade into family dramas?

[🍾𝐸𝒹 🍷 @PrideRing666]

Jesus Christ this joke sucks.

[Gobzteech The Green @GobbyGhoul]

there’s too many people who peaked in 2016-18.

[Gobzteech The Green @GobbyGhoul]

@venturetwins You can point to the exact movies some of these are ripped from holy shit

[Gobzteech The Green @GobbyGhoul]

God blessed me with an appetite for cheap food and bowls strong enough to tolerate it.

Have your caviar and 5 star meals,

I’ll have my $1.50 Fast Bites and Taco Bell, thank you.

[Gobzteech The Green @GobbyGhoul]

It's gonna be so funny seeing the people who complained about GTA VI's pricing immediately booting it up when it drops.

Talk's cheap and you're a bitch.

[ShadeX @RealSlimeShadeX]

How it feels having a Gaming PC right now before the RAM and SSD AI shortages

[Gobzteech The Green @GobbyGhoul]

@jameslineky You don’t like Hobby Lobby generated chic?

[Emilk 🧟 @Emilk010]

some people are really good at making their steam accounts unrecognizable like i dont remember friending a dude named osama bin fartin

[Gobzteech The Green @GobbyGhoul]

Almost liked a hate post.

[New York Post @nypost]

Zohran Mamdani jumps into NYC pool to kick off summer tradition - while violating dress code rules https://t.co/Q9Ga8og8y8

[Gobzteech The Green @GobbyGhoul]

@tenthousund it is.

[Gobzteech The Green @GobbyGhoul]

@tenthousund there’s no way this is true.

[🌺 caulk🌺 @tenthousund]

if u slam a railroad spike into a can of pringles it'll break most of the chips

[Gobzteech The Green @GobbyGhoul]

There are guys who buy expensive shit at full price and expect you to be impressed.

[Gobzteech The Green @GobbyGhoul]

If the World Cup has taught me anything it’s that not even our drunken hooligans are safe from HR.