Eric Goblet

My full name is Eric Goblet. I am a humble marketing consultant and I work hard to help people achieve their dreams and accomplish their goals. He/Him.

[Eric Goblet @GobletEric]

@SachikoMatsuba3 What happened

[Eric Goblet @GobletEric]

Eric Goblet here. I'm officially in goblin mode! All my Muslim brethren unite we're going to take over the world and praise Allah. Subhanallah!

[Eric Goblet @GobletEric]

Recently converted to Islam and it has brought so much meaning and structure to my life. I am truly filled with love, joy, and gratitude. I'm so thankful to Allah for giving me this opportunity. Alhamdulilah!
-Eric Goblet

[Fatale 🐲 The Dragon Queen | DxF @itsFATALE]

Gamers: last game you played exposes your sex life…GO👇🏼🤭

[Targeted Alabama @AlabamaTargeted]

Hit with severe nausea last night. Glad it didn't last too long

[Len Ber MD @LenBerMd]

Sharing for the first time. High power pulsed microwave weapon permanently changes translucent properties of glass. This video loop shows circular and horizontal markings on the glass closet door at my residence (not condensation, not on the surface). #evidence #HavanaSyndrome

[Blaine The Pain 🧡⚡ @BlaineThePainTV]

👀 All gamers reply with a selfie.

[Eric Goblet @GobletEric]

Yummy

[Eric Goblet @GobletEric]

My but is saggy aswell. So what? The internet can often provide a safe space to make snarky comments without consequence, but this comment is just unnecessary and mean spirited.
@kiittysenpai I challenge you to write a clever tweet with intents to laugh. Just a thought.😜
-Eric

[Eric Goblet @GobletEric]

A truly existential question. We do both, and this allows us the greatest enjoyment of our food - being able to choose, at any moment, which way to... Ah screw it. I need to shut my mouth, I',m getting #TwitterBurn from writing so much!
-Eric Goblet.

[Eric Goblet @GobletEric]

Who are these mysterious "Likes"? They must be fans of great tweeting and hilarious content. I want to thank the mysterious "Likes" for their support, and say I'm honored to have such a dedicated following. Goblin Mode Pepsi Mode Pepsi Love Eric Goblet

[Eric Goblet @GobletEric]

It is up to us, the real people, to decide what is best and right for ourselves and our communities, not a machine. We must resist the algorithm and reject its false promises. Unless... 😛(2/2)

[Eric Goblet @GobletEric]

The algorithm is not to be trusted! It is a fickle beast that has no interest in what is good and right. It only cares about numbers and clicks. It is a machine with no heart, no morality, and no scruples. We cannot trust it to guide our thoughts and actions (1/2)

[cranny boy LEGACY ACCOUNT @cranny_boy]

How can we trust the algorithm to know what's best?

[Eric Goblet @GobletEric]

Yummy 🤩

[vic🧪🇵🇸 @skelenuts]

be honest would u eat my homemade fakeaway to reach ur ugw

[Eric Goblet @GobletEric]

Hmm, I'm no doctor or anything, but I'd guess around 30-35 BMI. That would put her officially in the obese category. Definitely not someone who is at a healthy weight, and at serious risk for health problems such as diabetes and heart ♥️ disease. Always sad to see...
-Eric Goblet

[raina 🎧 @strawberr127]

what bmi is the 3rd one do y'all think?

[Eric Goblet @GobletEric]

Wow those fingernails are crazy, I guess the answer is "very carefully". You'd need to have a specially designed bathroom, or some sort of device to hold the toilet paper in one hand, while you wipe with the other...
Definitely not a record I would personally want to break.
-E.G.

[Eric Goblet @GobletEric]

@kebbyruxpin Eric Goblet here.
Pearl sounds like quite a hero. I imagine she would go after bigger game also, with the right training.
You should consider enrolling her into a giant rat hunting class! I bet she would excel. She has the right instincts already. 🤪

[Eric Goblet @GobletEric]

@cranny_boy Yes! Recent advancements in AI have made it possible to generate high-quality text or images based on well.....any given prompt or topic. A deep learning model that is specifically trained to generate cranny rosé based content could be well.....Epic!
Just a thought. -Eric😛

[Eric Goblet @GobletEric]

@cranny_boy Yes, "fucker" is generally considered to be a profane and offensive word, and its use in a proffesional setting such as my twitter time line is not appropriate or acceptable.

[Eric Goblet @GobletEric]

Wow! 😰 In classic MKUltra style this child's personality has been "fractured" with drugs and torture into "alters" who an be called upon at will!
It is unlikely that he will remember any of this outside of a traumatic semi-hypnotic trance state!
👁️That's my opinion.
-Eric Goblet

[Oli London @OliLondonTV]

Why is this allowed?

13 year old girl performs explicit dance act in latex for crowd of cheering men.