The Goblin (Goblinself pronouns) *Parody*

Goblin draws comics!
Goblin: The Planet
BLM: follow = +1 GOBLIN CITIZEN!!!

[Jorts (and Jean) @JortsTheCat]

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[Ella @sweeteangel1fic]

@AITA_online "setting a boundary". gf then begs to go to a place where she COULD violate the boundary. bf asks if she intends to violate it. she lies and says no. they go to the place, she violates the boundary. he walks out. she comes home, yells, loudly talks shit abt him to herself.

[Lola @aurashakes]

@JortsTheCat I had the same issue when I was a child and I struggle with it now.

The behaviours that aren’t ideal for your life now may be the reason you survived your difficult past. I’m so glad you have a good home now!

[The Goblin (Goblinself pronouns) *Parody* @GoblinPlanet]

Goblin Bastard Mode Activate

[The Goblin (Goblinself pronouns) *Parody* @GoblinPlanet]

@creativecatalfo No! It belongs to GOBLIN!! >:)

[The Goblin (Goblinself pronouns) *Parody* @GoblinPlanet]

Goblin LOVES 'Pipis!' Retweet this if you are a true 'Pipis' Fan!

[The Goblin (Goblinself pronouns) *Parody* @GoblinPlanet]

Pie crust :)

[The Goblin (Goblinself pronouns) *Parody* @GoblinPlanet]

@AmHermesGod Return Ana!!! #GoblinSaysReturnAna

[The Goblin (Goblinself pronouns) *Parody* @GoblinPlanet]

@AmHermesGod Wow!! You sure are a jack of all trades, friend Hermes! Goblin hopes your transformation into an opossum has done well for your career!!

[The Goblin (Goblinself pronouns) *Parody* @GoblinPlanet]

@AmHermesGod They are safe! As you can see, there is a water bottle for them if they are thirsty :)

[The Goblin (Goblinself pronouns) *Parody* @GoblinPlanet]

Parked Squids are safer than Neutral Squids!

[The Goblin (Goblinself pronouns) *Parody* @GoblinPlanet]

@3rdFromOurStar All you ever need to be
Is the person you see
When you close your eyes
And dream of a better world

[The Goblin (Goblinself pronouns) *Parody* @GoblinPlanet]

The daily pie crust :)

[The Goblin (Goblinself pronouns) *Parody* @GoblinPlanet]

Goblin Fun Fact: Your friends care about you, despite what those mean thoughts say. Goblin will obliterate those mean thoughts, *AND* any mean friends!! You deserve friends who are nice to you and respect you :)

[The Goblin (Goblinself pronouns) *Parody* @GoblinPlanet]

If you are having a bad day, try to relax! Taking your anger out on someone else is not a good idea, especially if they're someone you love. Deep breath, and keep your head up. Your Official Goblin Baseball Identification Hat is falling off :)

[The Goblin (Goblinself pronouns) *Parody* @GoblinPlanet]

@AmHermesGod You can overcome this obstacle, friend Hermes! Goblin believes in you :)

[The Goblin (Goblinself pronouns) *Parody* @GoblinPlanet]

Another Goblin pie crust :)

[The Goblin (Goblinself pronouns) *Parody* @GoblinPlanet]

@AmHermesGod Goblin Fun Fact: Teeth falling out in a dream is a sign of anxiety :)

[The Goblin (Goblinself pronouns) *Parody* @GoblinPlanet]

@peskybee_ @AmHermesGod How dare you invade the privacy of Goblin's friend!!! >:( Goblin sentences you to two days of community service