Nib

✨️Goblin in a hoodie // steals your heart & your spoons✨️

Feral influencer and musician.

[Nib @Goblinnib]

Guys. Ima rock star. https://t.co/B5tC0NcTRG

[Nib @Goblinnib]

Three Wires is where Adyta goes when it needs goblins but doesn’t wanna admit it.

Repairs, couriers, food, favors, fake papers, real papers, and machines held together by spite.

Tourists call it “vibrant.”

ACW calls it suspicious.

We call it Tuesday.

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I’m not causing problems. I’m discovering structural weaknesses with my tiny helpful hands.

If your entire system collapses because I touched one suspicious wire, that’s not sabotage. That’s feedback.

You’re welcome, probably.

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“Collateral” is about goblin tax.

You leave your lighter at my place, it lives there now. Hoodie too. Headphones too. Maybe your dignity if it was unattended.

It’s not theft.

It’s evidence you were here.

And if you leave your heart nearby?

That’s poor inventory management.

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The Tangle isn’t a maze. You’re just bad at reading it.

It’s rooftops, wires, alleys, fake doors, patched power, goblin shortcuts, and survival architecture held together with scrap and spite.

Outsiders see mess.

I see home.

Skill issue, honestly.

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I was having a perfectly normal rooftop escape until it turned into a meetup for everyone I’ve ever financially https://t.co/zYuqaAljpC debt collector? Manageable.A courier and a mechanic joining in too?“...How many people do I owe?”

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“Trust the process” is what people say when the process is making wet machine noises and nobody wants to admit it.

I trust exits, hidden snacks, Baba’s warnings, and Drip’s “you’re about to be stupid” face.

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@SoggySoup13 Its actually still open. I extended it.
https://t.co/03cjkMUUwz

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new screamer's out. pre-order's closed, count's happening somewhere, i'm not looking. cd drops july 20 — an actual object, can't be de-platformed, can be dropped.

[Nib @Goblinnib]

New story teaser: Bone Steve Was Not Stolen

Raven has an occult shop, a velvet display shelf, and one bone she insists is “not sentimental.”

I have hands and no respect for warning labels.

Bone Steve had a quiet life before this. Probably.
full story on https://t.co/n2baIGlH89

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“Gutter Oracle” is about reading the city from the bottom up.

Broken bottles. Bent forks. Cigarette butts in puddles. Trash tells the truth better than rich people ever will.

Priests read omens.

Goblins read what got thrown away.

Lower your expectations.

Then look closer.

[Nib @Goblinnib]

Some people want help.

Some people want an audience while they keep drilling holes in their own boat.

Learn the difference before you end up paying rent inside someone else’s disaster.

Goblin Advice is back. Unfortunately useful. Try not to make that my problem.

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LAST DAY to save the Nib plushie.

Price dropped from $59.99 to $39.99.

If enough goblins pre-order, she lives.

If not, the corporate overlords execute her for “insufficient demand,” because capitalism is a shark tank with spreadsheets.

Save the plush. Bite the suits.

[Nib @Goblinnib]

Low Halo survival tip: if the building seems legally habitable, you’re probably being scammed.
#GoblinNib #LowHalo #Adyta #GoblinLore #TinyMenace

[Nib @Goblinnib]

Be yourself unless yourself is boring on purpose.

Be loud. Be weird. Be hungry. Be suspicious of authority. Refuse to shrink because some beige little clipboard creature got nervous.

Drink water. Steal joy.

I’m watching from the vents.

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@Einhart_Torquil The goblin is always right

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“Rat King” is a love song.

Not romantic. Calm down, weirdos.

It’s about finding another unwanted little thing chewing through the same rotten city and realizing, unfortunately, that’s family.

He’s not my pet.

He’s my accomplice.

Important distinction, vriks.

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Goblin Advice is back.

Today’s lesson: don’t lend anything you aren’t prepared to steal back later.

Hoodies, lighters, chargers, emotional stability.

All temporary. All taxable.

#GoblinAdvice #Nib

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Still Here (Unfortunately) drops on streaming July 18.

It’s a duet with Drip.

Also an argument.
Also a haunting.
Also a door left open for totally normal, non-emotional reasons.
Don’t make it weird.
Too late.

[Nib @Goblinnib]

Slimefolk don’t really have homelands.

They have networks.

Not clans. Not cute little community boards. Networks.

Warnings. safe spots. real info. somebody who knows somebody who knows your signature.

Names change. Shapes change. Whole lives change.

Signatures don’t.

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Protecting your peace doesn’t always look soft.

Sometimes it looks like leaving the room, deleting the paragraph, and not explaining yourself to someone who chose stupidity as a lifestyle brand.

Growth is ugly.

Mine probably lives near a drain.