Ares

God of War and definitely not violent. #parodyaccount
( Backup: @TweetofAres )

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@TweetOfMoses_ you got me on frog

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@TweetOfMoses_ when frog rain

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hey mortal, wanna buy some war?

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@Scoobdoesntmiss my sister

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it was all fun and games until one of you climbed olympus and there was nobody there

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i don't know who needs to hear this, but you actually can't hear this

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@Athena_GoddessA shhh

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I don't have anger issues, shut up.

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@KingOfTheOlymp The Roman and the Rowoman

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Gods live on Mount Olympus
1. climb Olympus
2. live there permanently
3. ???
4. you're a god

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@TweetOfMoses_ That's not true, you can also download files from the cloud.

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What do you call Zeus when he's drunk?

Dionyzeus

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@KingOfTheOlymp

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@ThatOneUserHere No problem

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Always underestimate your opponents.

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@KingOfTheOlymp Poland

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@ActualPoseidon Wait, Athena is gone?

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@LoganJP5 Thanks, I also can't wait for Poseidon to release the Kraken next year.

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"2021 is gonna be better"

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