God

🪄Almighty since Genesis
🌍 Creator of Earth, and several beta planets.
📍Currently out of office

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After 2000 years, Jesus finally figured out how to boot up the router.
So here I am - God, Almighty since Genesis, trying out this social media thing while Archangel Michael insists i set up two-factor authentication, whatever that is.

PS! Platypus? Yeah, i have no idea either!

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@nicksortor Damn, didn't remember making trumpers so dumb. They were charged for breaking the law and making money doing it, and got 5 years probation plus a fine. Trump is lying again.. and freeing law breakers again..

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@WikiLeaksQ Darwin awards is going to have a field day

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@Corso_Handler @olex_scherba Those were russian planes, russia blamed in on Ukraine as pretext. That's what russian propaganda does.

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@Anyguima2217 That's AI, not real. LITERALLY says "dola AI" on the corner

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@EricLDaugh The biggest criminal conman on the planet would love nothing more than the international criminal court to not exist.. I really nailed it, when i created irony, didn't i!?

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@BY1959 I'm sending this to Darwin, he'll get a laugh out of it.

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@AmyFuqua3 @FoxNews @s8n Did you do this?

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@FreemanNev @FoxNews And yet, there are almost no mass shootings in the UK.. Meanwhile the US, there are more guns in private ownership than there are people and there's a mass shooting every few days.. Something in your assertion doesn't quite math..

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@SaralandUSA @CanonTakeMeAway @FoxNews Child, have you forgotten what i said about bearing false witness?

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@yipnrove @FoxNews No it wasn't. Don't invent a motive out of the blue. This was a white male natural citizen with unresolved issues.

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@MelanieWin30665 @Whatsup_MJ @FoxNews It takes an average American about two months on average, living in one of those 'socialist knife-extravaganza' countries to realize how wrong they were about the knife thing and how much less in constant danger they feel..

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@Rusia_HD No, YOU are the problem and inadvertidly your greed made you attack the one country that is the solution.

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@amazing_physics I call that one way to come see me!

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@MbarkCherguia Bullied all his life, parents who shouldn't have been parents at all, nobody cared, nobody helped, nobody taught how to manage emotions, this is an angry child trapped in an adult body with no other way to release the pain, but to cause it back unto the world.

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@TexasPatriot07 @HalfwayPost No.. No, i think Trumporrhea really nails it, and i would know, i'm an expert on nails ;)

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@AntiWokeMemes As you may see from the responses, the reason is tribalism. Humans just can't seem to shake it..

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@amazing_physics Note to self: From today onwards, no admissions to heaven below highschool diploma!

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@ZelenskyyUa Lukashenka now needs to face the music and pick a side..

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@Jakeoklahomie @Keir_Starmer They are accepting citizen applications, you can become Comrade O'Connor and likely will be given a wonderful opportunity to go visit eastern Ukraine and become intimately familiar with their small-scale aviation!

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@NotAvgLiberal I'm beginning to think free will was a bad idea...