God Creating Animals

God Creating Animals X Series. just some wholesome original content to brighten your day : )

[God Creating Animals @GodAnimalBooks]

God: i’ve put together a team of baby animals.

Puppy: why?

God: the humans will see you and feel better.

Puppy: who’s on it?

God: you, kitten, baby duck, baby sea turtle & baby panda.

Puppy: what are we called?

God: the Awwvengers.

Puppy: [happy bark] Awwvengers Assemble!

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God: you’re a Blue Heron.

Blue Heron: actually I’m a Great Blue Heron!

God: why?

Blue Heron: i’m the best of all the Herons.

God: and you’re humble too!

Blue Heron: it’s not a competition but I’m winning : )

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@Semmelblondie Woodpecker: are you kidding me?!?

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God: you’re a mountain goat.

Mountain Goat: why am I called a mountain goat?

God: cause you’re a goat who lives in the mountains.

Mountain Goat: do you always name every animal so literally?

God: [crossing out Savannah Stretchy Neck and writing in Giraffe] n-no.

[God Creating Animals @GodAnimalBooks]

Yellow bellied sap sucker: bruh.

[God Creating Animals @GodAnimalBooks]

@Johnrondinaiv @SrTeresam I’m not gonna lie. Ducks are pretty awesome.

[God Creating Animals @GodAnimalBooks]

God: you’re a honey badger.

Honey Badger: do I have thick skin?

God: yep, nothing can hurt you.

Honey Badger: bees?

God: no.

Honey Badger: snakes?

God: no.

Honey Badger: words?

God: only if you let them.

Honey Badger: [determined whisper] words can never hurt me.

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Let’s all be like honey badger! 🍯🦡

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@maurine_munro Thank you for your emoji service 🫡

[God Creating Animals @GodAnimalBooks]

God: you’re a golden retriever.

Dog: and I play basketball!

God: uh-what?

Dog: I can dunk.

God: that’s not realistic.

Dog: shoot free throws.

God: no one is gonna believe that.

Unicorn: God please create me, I’m just a horse with a horn.

God:

Unicorn:

God: [to Dog] can you hit a step back 3?

[God Creating Animals @GodAnimalBooks]

Air Bud could in fact hit a step back 3. Then he went on to play in the NFL lol.

[God Creating Animals @GodAnimalBooks]

God: you’re a hippopotamus.

Hippo: what does that mean?

God: it means river horse.

Hippo: so I gotta let humans ride around on my back?

God: goodness no.

Hippo: whew.

God: yeah that would be silly and demeaning.

Horse: [eyes narrowed].

God: hey buddy why the long face?

[God Creating Animals @GodAnimalBooks]

You just know Ostrich is looking at that flying squirrel with side eye lol

[God Creating Animals @GodAnimalBooks]

Walrus: i’m a walrus.

God: ok.

Walrus: I’m basically a sea lion.

God: ok.

Walrus: but with Saber-Toothed Tiger fangs.

God: w-what?

Walrus: and a big ole Tom Selleck mustache : )

God: [sigh] I knew create yourself day was a bad idea.

Flying Squirrel: [gliding by] WHEEE!!!!

[God Creating Animals @GodAnimalBooks]

@BtyVal Thank you for your laughter!

[God Creating Animals @GodAnimalBooks]

Those are real bird names lol. Like really real.

[God Creating Animals @GodAnimalBooks]

God: what name do you want?

Eagle: Bold Eagle!

God: [watching NBA playoff game] uh huh got it.

Eagle: you uh seem distracted.

God: [makes note] good to go.

[later]

Bald Eagle:

Gray Go Away Bird: could have been worse.

Bananaquit: he named me during lent lol

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Human: hey God what’s the deal with Aliens?

God: they’re just like you but not from Earth.

Human: really?

God: of course, in fact they would probably think you’re an Alien lol.

[later]

Human: hi!

Alien: AHHHHHHH AN ALIEN!

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If I could climb like a squirrel you would never see me in the road with the cars but I’m just built different 😤

[God Creating Animals @GodAnimalBooks]

Squirrel: one more time.

God: you’re a great climber.

Squirrel: got it.

God: stay in the trees.

Squirrel: will do.

God: stay out of the road.

Squirrel: no problem.

[10 mins later]

Squirrel: hi.

God: [pinching bridge of nose] you-

Squirrel: I ran in the road yes I did.

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@BtyVal 🥚 or 🐔 a tale as old as time : )