God Bites Man

A collection of poor life choices, human failures and proof that if there is a god, he hates all of you

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Toilet paper printed with Hitler's face allows YOU to draw the mustache. http://t.co/VEprw7DO

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I just unlocked the 6-month graphs on #twittercounter. Find out more http://t.co/tl8HhcXK via @TheCounter #paidwithatweet

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BREAKING: Resident Evil 6 has officially been announced, with a release date! AND THERE'S A TRAILER! http://t.co/9E2lWtO4

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PSN Attacked Again. Password Reset System Compromised. http://bit.ly/jpeQym

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If you run onto the field, you're going to get fucking TASED [VIDEO] http://bit.ly/boTxsL

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Enter to win an iPad http://bit.ly/a4jIRw #ipad #sweepstakes #epicapril /via @g4tv -- DO WANT.

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Distended Warranty's new music video "iHate Therefore iPad" http://bit.ly/bLZu1v #ipad #epicapril #musicmonday

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Drunk Man Tries to Resuscitate Dead Opossum on PA Highway http://bit.ly/aLkBu0

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RT @BadExec: Ok Monday, I need 6 new followers to hit 1000, make it happen -- FOLLOW HIM.

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RT @xplay Exclusive Modern Warfare 2 'Spec-Ops AC130' Mission Gameplay Footage [VIDEO] http://is.gd/4EO35

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RT @xplay Enter to win an exclusive UNCHARTED 2 Fortune Hunter Edition Box Set - get the game, cool swag, DLC and more http://g4tv.com/FHE

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Three Angry Women Exact Krazy-Glue-to-the-Pubes-Style Revenge on Romeo http://su.pr/2bd28F

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Church of Universal Love and Music Drug Party Busted, Sounds Like My Kind of Joint - http://su.pr/32YUNd

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Catholic Church Warns that Email, Texting and Social Networking Sites Lead to Suicide. http://su.pr/3wKWLD

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Drunk Driver Hits DUI Task Force Officer. Dude You're Doing it Wrong. http://su.pr/2CGPTF

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Crocs on a Plane - Baby Crocodile Escapes, Causes Panic on Cairo-Bound Jet - http://su.pr/2xY1dH

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Chicago Man Busted for Taking "Stealing Hotel Soap" to New Heights http://su.pr/2J8TvM

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Dunkin' Donuts Employee Armed Only With Lit Cigarette Thwarts Robber - http://su.pr/337UTT

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Man Uses Tighty-Whities to Disguise Face During Hold-up, Step 2 for Underpants Gnomes Finally Revealed http://su.pr/1f9TMV

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Game of Monopoly Ends with Assault and Battery Charge, Like They All Should http://su.pr/33ebPM