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[mer @GodBlessMurrrka]

i am a SLUT for a good conspiracy theory

[Bella @BellaBaddie__]

stop using chatgpt. you guys need to just ask reddit, i promise you someone has had the exact same thought back in 2012

[charlie!!!💖#GLITTER25 @umizoooooomis]

“his plan-”

[liyah @hm_liyah]

i do not play about being ignored. like i will never speak to u again

[first ethical space cowboy @cowboybecsbop]

my body is not a temple it is a midwest dive bar

[RINA. @LAVIDAPRADA]

when carrie bradshaw said “maybe our girlfriends are our soulmates and guys are just people to have fun with” i felt that

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

so glad I’m not repeating my parents mistakes. but I am making a whole bunch of fun new ones

[mer @GodBlessMurrrka]

one of my favorite things about living in des moines is the ability to just sit in my car outside my house and people watch

[mer @GodBlessMurrrka]

there’s a sense of security knowing you won’t get to know the person i am after you

[mer @GodBlessMurrrka]

masking a 3 month long bender by calling it hot girl summer.. i’m all for it

[mer @GodBlessMurrrka]

@kaylynms3 no seriously 😂 why did my dad and all the neighbors let me get away w that for so many years lmao

[mer @GodBlessMurrrka]

can’t decide if i hate or love myself for being too lazy when i was a kid to walk to my friend’s houses so i just drove our lawn mower

[mer @GodBlessMurrrka]

@KastrupPayton great gas mileage!

[mer @GodBlessMurrrka]

some of y’all should really move out of SWI to open your eyes about the world and life. i promise it helps

[mer @GodBlessMurrrka]

@zoeeyyybroookee all the replies 😂😭

[mer @GodBlessMurrrka]

i don’t need a man to do things to try and impress me, apparently the bare minimum is what gets me excited nowadays