liz

they/them

[liz @GodDamnItLizard]

like he's really fuckin good and sinister in this role but also he's so typecast as cuddly and sweet

[liz @GodDamnItLizard]

nick frost is knocking it out of the park with this actual horror persona but i'm not gonna lie i still kinda want him to choke me

[liz @GodDamnItLizard]

@JezButt91 even that feels too dismissive of it. like all "not The Best" films that were nonetheless pretty fucking good, the cast, cinematography and direction were *spectacular* and worth commendation on their own. but it's still not earthshattering

[liz @GodDamnItLizard]

@JezButt91 it was a fun little romp that was neither the best horror film of the year, nor the exemplar of Social Commentary horror. it was pretty good, fun, and made some cogent points worth heeding. it was Pretty Good. Not Great. And That's Fine.

[liz @GodDamnItLizard]

we're not the first people in this kind of moment and we probably won't be the last. fortune waxes and wanes. poverty and power dissolve like ice.

[liz @GodDamnItLizard]

O Fortune,
like the moon
you are changeable,
ever waxing
ever waning;
hateful life
first oppresses
and then soothes
playing with mental clarity;
poverty
and power
it melts them like ice.

[liz @GodDamnItLizard]

@2ndtryatthis where's wally porn parody ass

[liz @GodDamnItLizard]

@smHttr @JezButt91 i refer you to the triple quote marks referencing a posting style that it occurs to me is not universal

[liz @GodDamnItLizard]

@RoxyTall They do 1000% be doing hate crime arsons against levantine bodegas

[liz @GodDamnItLizard]

@Leo_Puglisi6 an australian serial killer maybe. don't really have the cheekbones for an american one

[liz @GodDamnItLizard]

"KIDS TODAY DO NOT LIKE THE THINGS I LIKED WHEN I WAS THEIR AGE TWENTY YEARS AGO" IS A FASCISM YOU'RE DOING A FASCISM SHUT UP YOU FAILED JON LOVETT CLONE FREAK

[liz @GodDamnItLizard]

shut the fuck up

[liz @GodDamnItLizard]

i spent like $900 to get an extremely niche IBM-PCjr knock off delivered and then like $50 to uber it home so i could feel some kind of way about a faintly humming CRT monitor with clicky floppy disk drives that was manufactured before i was born AND IT IS STILL NOT MY POLITICS

[liz @GodDamnItLizard]

you're on notice @ahblahbah

[liz @GodDamnItLizard]

six prime ministers in a row who couldn't string a sentence together sure does make one who can't do so without lying through his teeth sound appealing i guess

[liz @GodDamnItLizard]

most of what he said were abject lies or half truths but fuck yeah let's clear the bar of "we disarm violent terrorists" like christchurch never fucking happened

[Bill Madden @maddenifico]

Paul Keating is not wrong. 😳👇