red button = guaranteed to watch Diners Drive-Ins and Dives for the rest of your life
blue button = might never be able to watch Diners Drive-Ins and Dives again
There is no choice. For Guy is the kingdom, the power, and the glory, for ever and ever *Camaro does a burnout*
Everyone on earth takes a private vote by pressing a red or blue button. If more than 50% of people press the blue button, everyone survives. If less than 50% of people press the blue button, only people who pressed the red button survive. Which button would you press? BE HONEST.
“If we live, we live for the Lord; and if we die, we die for the Lord. So, whether we live or die, we might as well be walkin on the sun” - Romans 14:8
guess who juss showed up??? ‘Bout to fire up the margarita maker and throw together some royally righteous hog-squashed whiskey glazed turbo-sweetened mojito bombs!! ah shoot here comes Prince Phil gotta go! #cancun
“Rejoice, for he shall drive the Camaro down Milkcrate Mountain. And his eternal reward shall be a funky little joint at the right hand of the Lord.” - Nachos 5:22
@McConaughey@GuyFieri@discoveryplus "Blessed are those who hunger and thirst for righteousness, for they shall be satisfied." Matthew 5:6
he was talkin about a big ol righteous burger, my man! next stop Flavortown!
Matthew 25:35 - “For I was hungry and you gave me food, I was thirsty and you gave me drink, I was hungover and you made me loaded mac & cheese with chicken tendies”
RIP to my brotha Steve Hawking, get outta that chair and into the buffet line! I got some quad-fried deer squishers with your name on em! (u can eat regular food now right? Want to make sure)