Beckling

Enigma is such a fun word

[Beckling @GodGirl_LilB]

Trust God, even when nothing makes sense. How do you trust? Let Him take the lead.
~Proverbs 3:5-6

[Beckling @GodGirl_LilB]

🎶It's the holiday season,🎶

So

[Beckling @GodGirl_LilB]

Me: *prepares a detailed 2 week meal plan complete with breakfast-dinner, including snacks*
Also me: *stocks up on frozen Tostino's party pizzas*

[Beckling @GodGirl_LilB]

I like to live life on the edge...

And by that I mean make an entire box of cookies and eat them while watching Star Wars alone with no intention of stopping...

This is me living my best life 😏

[Beckling @GodGirl_LilB]

I love planners & organization & lists, but...

I also love being spontaneous & living life on the edge

You can see how this might be a problem for me

[Beckling @GodGirl_LilB]

*dead day at work*
Coworker: *sarcastically* It's such an exciting day
Me: Yes, I can hardly contain myself
Me: .... *thinking why did it sound like Chandler Bing when I said it in my head?*

[Beckling @GodGirl_LilB]

Watching Mickey Mouse Clubhouse with my baby cousin and Donald Duck is the amount of savage I want to be... He just yelled at an elephant "Get out of the way, Jumbo!"

[Beckling @GodGirl_LilB]

@Cooper326 I have a pet dust bunny. His name is Hoppert Thumper-Fluff Buggs III but I just call him Hopper

Yes, his middle name is hyphenated

[Beckling @GodGirl_LilB]

Ok, I could have sworn just a few minutes ago was like... June. Or something

[Beckling @GodGirl_LilB]

Me: *tastes new cinnamon Coca Cola*

[Beckling @GodGirl_LilB]

I love the phrase "not my circus, not my monkeys" because it implies I have a circus and monkeys, they just happen to not be mine

[Beckling @GodGirl_LilB]

What's My Style? Probably something in between old rich white lady who's guilty pleasure is shopping at the clearance section in Nordstrom Rack & broke community college student just trying her best... or something like that

[Beckling @GodGirl_LilB]

Had thee most bomb salad today...

It was probably the croutons

[Beckling @GodGirl_LilB]

Cheesecake is an acceptable breakfast food, right?

[Beckling @GodGirl_LilB]

If you're wondering how my day is going so far, I've got 3 papercuts to prove it... #tgif

[Beckling @GodGirl_LilB]

Me at work: Man, all this staring at my computer is really gonna damage my eyes
Also me: *takes a 15 min break only to stare at an even tinier screen*

[Beckling @GodGirl_LilB]

@morganfaith104 I have not read a more truer thing on this social media

[Beckling @GodGirl_LilB]

So I actually had 17 mins left... Not only am I gross, I am also an idiot 🙈

[Beckling @GodGirl_LilB]

Note to self: Hot pockets are a bad choice for a 30 min lunch.. Half is scalding hot and the other is still frozen.. But when you only have 7 mins left, you do what you have to and just eat... #disgustedatmyself

[Beckling @GodGirl_LilB]

@Cooper326 @MathewRAllen89 (Not a forensic scientist) 😂😂😂

[Beckling @GodGirl_LilB]

When you wanna be cute, so you wear a flannel and cute leggings and booties, but it's still 80° outside...