DOMINIC

((Parody account for deadlock oc. Devoted Flagellant who died and saw god))

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I MET GOD SHE IS A WOMAN AND ALSO PURPLE

[DOMINIC @GodGlowsPurple]

~ 40+ year old
~ Former private pilot for Friends of Humanity
~ Following a plane crash, saw a being he's certain is God
~ Devoted Venator turned flagellant
~ Seemingly belligerent, but aims to ease the burdens of his fellow man
~ LOUD

[DOMINIC @GodGlowsPurple]

@cthulhuvessel YES

SUPPORT LOCAL RESTAURANTS

I WILL NOT PARTAKE
HOWEVER I WISH YOU A FINE FEAST

[DOMINIC @GodGlowsPurple]

I fear there are some burdens even I can not shoulder.

You may speak your woes and worries unto me, and I shall wash them away in crimson waves.

But sometimes that is not enough. Sometimes I can do nothing.

And for that, and am very, very sorry.

[DOMINIC @GodGlowsPurple]

@gamergrrl420 I DO NOT KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

MAY GOD SAVE YOUR SOUL

[DOMINIC @GodGlowsPurple]

WOW
WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN?
I DO NOT RECALL WRITING THIS
MUST HAVE BEEN A "HACK"

[DOMINIC @GodGlowsPurple]

@cthulhuvessel @gamergrrl420 @MinaBatMother HEY NOW
PUTTING PEOPLE INTO BAGS AS WELL AS THROWING SHOES IS NOT THE FUTURE GOD HAS ENVISIONED FOR US

BE MINDFUL
LOVE THY NEIGHBOR
GOD BLESS

[DOMINIC @GodGlowsPurple]

M

MURDER MYSTERY...

[DOMINIC @GodGlowsPurple]

@cthulhuvessel @RomanTheIxian @gamergrrl420 @THEAmethystLite AS MISS SKYLAR WOULD SAY

"GET THAT BAG"

I DO NOT KNOW WHICH BAG YOU NEED TO PROCURE
BUT I HOPE YOU FIND IT

[DOMINIC @GodGlowsPurple]

I BLESSED 52 SAME SEX COUPLES RIGHT BEFORE MY ORDINATION WAS REVOKED

I CAN OFFICIATE BUT IT WONT BE OFFICIAL IN THE EYES OF THE VATICAN SORRY

[DOMINIC @GodGlowsPurple]

HE IS JUST BITTER BECAUSE THE SEX IS BAD

[DOMINIC @GodGlowsPurple]

@cthulhuvessel @THEAmethystLite 😨

[DOMINIC @GodGlowsPurple]

@cthulhuvessel @gamergrrl420 PLEASE STOP SINNING I CANT KEEP UP

[DOMINIC @GodGlowsPurple]

@cthulhuvessel THE SWORD OF SAINT BENEDICT?? OF COURSE1!!1!

I TRAINED UNDER HIM FOR A VERY LONG TIME HE IS VERY TALENTED

HE WAS THE FIRST TO SEE MY FLESH FOR THE RANCID ROT IT WAS
AND CAST ME OUT OF THE VATICAN

I THINK HE KILLED HIS BROTHER OR SOMETHING THOUGH
SO I HAVE LESS RESPECT

[DOMINIC @GodGlowsPurple]

@COOKINSPIDER SHE WAS EMO!!!!!!11!1!!!!

[DOMINIC @GodGlowsPurple]

GOD IS A WOMAN BY THE WAY

I SAW HER!!!!

WITH MY OWN NOW REMOVED EYES

[DOMINIC @GodGlowsPurple]

@gamergrrl420 UNTIL YOU REPENT FOR THIS I SHALL HELP SHOULDER YOUR BURDENS

GOD BLESS

[DOMINIC @GodGlowsPurple]

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN???

[DOMINIC @GodGlowsPurple]

I THINK

I THINK GOD JUST RETWEETED MY POST

[DOMINIC @GodGlowsPurple]

THATS WHAT I WANT TO KNOW!!!!!11!!1!!

[Mari @cthulhuvessel]

What a darkest dungeon ?

[DOMINIC @GodGlowsPurple]

PEOPLE KEEP CALLING ME "DARKEST DUNGEON GUY" AND ASKING FOR MY AUTOGRAPH

WORSHIP NO FALSE IDOL
GOD BLESS

[DOMINIC @GodGlowsPurple]

@cthulhuvessel @gamergrrl420 HEY
PLEASE REPENT

I DONT WANNA SEE YOU GO TO HELL FOR THIS...