honeynutt

22 :3

[peepoopoopoo @peepeepoopoo241]

erectile dysfunction? nah im erecting at dis function #pervertlife

[alex turntine @turntineforwhat]

I ordered a v*brator that doesn't work and amazon won't let me request a refund, which they do on purpose bc they think you'll be too embarrassed to call and they can keep your money. so now I'm on the phone with Tyler and only one of us is uncomfortable

[dick kickem @iShitInMyJNCOS]

Fart blew my balls into my skull and they rattled like dice in a Yahtzee cup

[bigsock @biggersocks]

#whenwillitendwednesday

[honeynutt @GodHatesKel]

going to the dispensary on 4/20 is equivalent to being in Times Square on NYE

[Y @tinscognito__]

Salmon:

[dennis @dennismacelroy]

Getting mauled by a dog while the owner shouts no Biscuit bad dog bad Biscuit Biscuit heel

[isaac @i_exsilium]

Growing a bush but only to use it as a stim toy

[infi @infi_infi_infi_]

my hot take is that hickeys are awesome but unfortunately i am employed

[deeblez_ebooks @lil_deeblez]

you're not sorry for party rocking. you're sorry you got caught

[𝗕𝗿𝗲𝗲𝘇𝘆’🦉 @OvOBrezzzy]

Kamala or trump either way imma play with my balls

[Dan Carney @DanManCarney]

Joe Biden should post hog as soon as the results are in

[teryn @youngtiddy]

woah woah don’t suck off the messenger

[bort @tacobort]

Sorry boss I’m just too hard today to come in

[x_c4tb0y_x @vampiric_shirin]

kissing an emo bitch with snakebites tastes like eating house keys…. and brother, no place feels like home

[Nieltown @nieltown]

Tooting, pooting, things of that nature

[doxie @doxie_gay]

close enough, welcome back Jesus Christ