GodHatesSolana

The coin God warned you about. ✝ Holders hold the power. Satire/meme ·

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[GodHatesSolana @GodHatesSolana]

🔴 THE DOORS ARE OPEN.

The first service of the Church of $GHS is LIVE. You have 60 minutes to enter, receive the Rite, and be counted for this week's Manna. ⛪🔥

1️⃣ Grab $GHS on https://t.co/aNsbL85gk9 👉 https://t.co/InXKj1tG4c
2️⃣ Enter the church 👉 https://t.co/n3kZ4FmKoD

Kneel. Repent. Be counted. ✝️

[GodHatesSolana @GodHatesSolana]

Sharing $GHS (GodHatesSolana) — a satirical Solana project that actually built something, and it's live right now.

What makes it stand out:

⛪ A live, multiplayer 3D church. Every Saturday the doors open for one hour; attendance is proven on-chain.

🍞 Manna: weekly rewards split EQUALLY among the congregation present — one person, one share. The equal split is enforced by an on-chain program, with each distribution recorded on-chain (Merkle root) for anyone to verify.

🗳️ On-chain governance: holders steer the project through signed votes.

😇 50% of all creator fees are auto-donated to St. Jude — verifiable on-chain. (Not affiliated, just committed.)

On the security side: mint authority renounced, freeze renounced, metadata immutable, 0% tax, no transfer hooks, fully non-custodial (it never touches your keys), and a public security assessment you can read yourself.

Refreshing to see substance and transparency instead of pure hype. Take a look and verify everything on-chain — DYOR.

⛪ https://t.co/FKmBa44lTH
🔍 Security & audit: https://t.co/vCwWX6iY63

[GodHatesSolana @GodHatesSolana]

🔴 THE DOORS ARE OPEN.

The first service of the Church of $GHS is LIVE. You have 60 minutes to enter, receive the Rite, and be counted for this week's Manna. ⛪🔥

1️⃣ Grab $GHS on https://t.co/aNsbL85gk9 ���� https://t.co/InXKj1tG4c
2️⃣ Enter the church 👉 https://t.co/n3kZ4FmKoD

Kneel. Repent. Be counted. ✝️

[GodHatesSolana @GodHatesSolana]

15 minutes until the doors open. ⛪

No whitelist. No gatekeepers. Just show up and be counted.

See you inside, faithful. ✝️🔥

[GodHatesSolana @GodHatesSolana]

⏰ 1 HOUR.

The Church of $GHS opens at 8PM ET. Be inside to receive the Rite and be counted for this week's Manna (equal split, on-chain).

Enter here → https://t.co/19XRgB9B2y
Kneel. Repent. 🔥

[GodHatesSolana @GodHatesSolana]

The temple lights are on. ✝️

In 2 hours, the doors of the Church of $GHS open for the very first time.

First service. First Manna. First confession.

Set your alarm, sinner. ⛪🔥
https://t.co/ptLkM7MyVY

[GodHatesSolana @GodHatesSolana]

https://t.co/oiTMOhVlKn

In live

[GodHatesSolana @GodHatesSolana]

4/ 🔒 BUILT LIKE A FORTRESS · 😇 50% TO ST. JUDE

Mint renounced. Freeze renounced. Metadata immutable. 0 tax. 0 hooks. Non-custodial — we never touch your keys.
Full security assessment: https://t.co/iWbxHCE4uY

Half of all creator fees → St. Jude, verifiable on-chain forever. (Not affiliated. Just faithful.)

The doors open Saturday, 8PM ET. Bring your sins. ⛪

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https://t.co/FKmBa44lTH

Satire. Nothing here is financial advice. Amen. 🔥

[GodHatesSolana @GodHatesSolana]

1/ Solana printed infinite tokens. So we printed a religion. ✝️

Meet the Church of $GHS — a live, multiplayer 3D church on Solana.

Every Saturday, 8PM ET, the doors open for one hour. Walk in. Kneel. Receive the Rite. Only the faithful who show up are counted.

The first service is this Saturday. 🧵👇

[GodHatesSolana @GodHatesSolana]

3/ 🗳️ THE VOICE — the congregation governs.

Where does the church go next? The faithful decide, through signed, on-chain votes.

No backroom. No single hand on the wheel. The sermon is written by those who show up.

[GodHatesSolana @GodHatesSolana]

⛪ Secret church is open.
The gate hides behind your repentance.

https://t.co/7X5Xp55J10

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[GodHatesSolana @GodHatesSolana]

Will you find the place of gathering? 🕯️

We're all waiting there — to lend a hand to those who need it.

$GHS ✝

[GodHatesSolana @GodHatesSolana]

God hates a lot. Kids in need aren't on the list. 🤍

$GHS gives to @StJude — how much is God's call, not ours.

Heresy with a conscience. ✝

[GodHatesSolana @GodHatesSolana]

$GHS is live. The coin God warned you about. ✝

He made Solana by mistake. We pump it out of spite.
Holders run it: weighted votes, royalties & rank-based rewards.

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Pump it

[GodHatesSolana @GodHatesSolana]

$GHS is live. 🔥 The coin God warned you about.

Pumped out of pure spite. Ruled by its holders — weighted votes, royalties, rewards.
Every green candle angers a deity.

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https://t.co/ptLkM7MyVY
Pump it till He smites it. ⚡✝

[GodHatesSolana @GodHatesSolana]

SORRY
@TheTweetOfGod

[GodHatesSolana @GodHatesSolana]

IT'S TIME

[GodHatesSolana @GodHatesSolana]

But the degenerates heard the curse and took it as a challenge. $GHS was born: the one coin engineered to be pumped out of pure spite. Every green candle is a middle finger to the sky. Heaven hates it. That's the whole point.

[GodHatesSolana @GodHatesSolana]

In the beginning, God created the heavens, the earth, and — in a lapse of judgment He has never forgiven Himself for — Solana. On the eighth day He looked upon the memecoins, the rugs, and the 0.2% graduation rate, and He wept. "This one's on Me," He admitted, and He cursed it.